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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2007, 10:27:35 AM »
I think we'll manage ~ don't you? whip:
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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2007, 10:31:25 AM »
It will be very peaceful. Wonder if Mr Wench has stopped snotting yet?
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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2007, 10:34:13 AM »
It will be very peaceful. Wonder if Mr Wench has stopped snotting yet?

I am now doubtful as to whether he did ever.  eeek:

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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2007, 10:58:00 AM »
Are you suggesting he may have been faking it? 

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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2007, 10:59:28 AM »
How can you fake snot?
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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2007, 11:00:12 AM »
How can you fake snot?

He just said he was "congested".  redface:

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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2007, 11:01:09 AM »
How can you fake snot?

He just said he was "congested".  redface:

Charge him a fiver then ~ that's what Ken Livingstone did.
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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2007, 11:02:58 AM »
How can you fake snot?

He just said he was "congested".  redface:

Charge him a fiver then ~ that's what Ken Livingstone did.

What is up with you lot?  The cracks are coming thick and fast today...  Been at the pop already, have you?

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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2007, 11:06:56 AM »
We're



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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2007, 11:07:42 AM »
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2007, 11:09:02 AM »
This is a terrible state of affairs.  noooo:

Mr Wench is cleaning the oven as penance for his previous not telling the truth!  evil:

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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2007, 11:12:08 AM »
Is he using a hosepipe? I usually do.
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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2007, 11:12:57 AM »
We're



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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2007, 11:14:41 AM »
Is he using a hosepipe? I usually do.

Hmmmmm ... we use a steam cleaner ~ works very well and quick too.

Unfortunately we have not been able to find a "man" to do such jobs in North Wales.
When we lived "Down south" a "man" to do such tasks was an essential.
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Re: Wenchy AWOL
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2007, 11:17:07 AM »
Is the rocket stuck in a gutter yet?
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