The towel stealers

[Landlady]

Do people leave basic manners behind when they go on holiday??

Example:

We had placed our four towels (hotel provided) on four sunbeds whilst we lunched for 45 mins at the hotel.

On our return they were no longer there but Mrs. Wrinkly and her toy boy were lying on two towels each on two of the aforesaid towel laid sun beds 

Did they jumped up and say ''oh sorry we used these because we weren't sure if you were returning'' did they heck, in fact Mrs.W particularly gave us dirty looks 

Now we are faced with the dilemma of confronting them or not

We opted not to and obtained four further towels and four further sun beds -  obviously a little further away from these two bastardos 

Ensuing glares towards ourselves from the old bat throughout the evening succinctly lead me to believe that these people did not forget to pack their manners, they never had any to start with   

And before anyone ask's no they were not German 
 

[Darwins Selection]

And before anyone ask's no they were not German 

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers. 

[Landlady]

And before anyone ask's no they were not German 

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers. 

Hotel pool etiquette rules (printed and displayed prominently) state reserving loungers acceptable for periods of 1 hour Mr. D - we were fully compliant 









My Mother is German BTW 

[Darwins Selection]

And before anyone ask's no they were not German 

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers. 

Hotel pool etiquette rules (printed and displayed prominently) state reserving loungers acceptable for periods of 1 hour Mr. D - we were fully compliant 


My Mother is German BTW 

Then I am sure you were exceptionally punctual.

I wonder if Mrs Desperation and Ahmed took careful note of your time of departure?

[Steve]

I would have wandered over and casually mentioned your worry that someone may have used the towels not realising the (fictitious) highly infectious skin conditions you have

[Barman]

I would have wandered over and casually mentioned your worry that someone may have used the towels not realising the (fictitious) highly infectious skin conditions you have

 

[Landlady]

And before anyone ask's no they were not German 

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers. 

Hotel pool etiquette rules (printed and displayed prominently) state reserving loungers acceptable for periods of 1 hour Mr. D - we were fully compliant 


My Mother is German BTW 

Then I am sure you were exceptionally punctual.

I wonder if Mrs Desperation and Ahmed took careful note of your time of departure?

Miss A and I took along our favourite kitchen timers to ensure punctuality and compliance to pool rules - however people kept on asking if we knew someone called 'Baldy'..............................most confusing 

The two bastardo's in question had the choice of at least 8 or more other empty loungers without resorting to their skulduggery  - I'm ordering some of these as we speak for the next vacation  

















Perhaps this one for BM ???

[The Moan Ranger]

I admire your restraint LL. I would have been somewhat more confrontational

[Landlady]

I admire your restraint LL. I would have been somewhat more confrontational

She (towel stealer woman) look as hard as nails 

We (Miss A and myself) had hoped one of the men would have sorted the problem 

[Barman]

I admire your restraint LL. I would have been somewhat more confrontational

She (towel stealer woman) look as hard as nails 

We (Miss A and myself) had hoped one of the men would have sorted the problem 

squeak... 

[Steve]

Always avoid starting physical fights.  If you win you end up chez rozzers for a night and if you lose you end up in A&E

And there are so many things you can do with superglue instead

[Barman]

Always avoid starting physical fights.  If you win you end up chez rozzers for a night and if you lose you end up in A&E

And there are so many things you can do with superglue instead

^^^ wot I thought like ^^^

[Miss Adventure]

Wuss

[Barman]

Wuss

 

I wanted to chuck all their stuff in the pool like....

[Baldy]

And before anyone ask's no they were not German 

They probably assumed you were, having gone off and left towels reserving your loungers. 

Hotel pool etiquette rules (printed and displayed prominently) state reserving loungers acceptable for periods of 1 hour Mr. D - we were fully compliant 


My Mother is German BTW 

Then I am sure you were exceptionally punctual.

I wonder if Mrs Desperation and Ahmed took careful note of your time of departure?

Miss A and I took along our favourite kitchen timers to ensure punctuality and compliance to pool rules - however people kept on asking if we knew someone called 'Baldy'..............................most confusing 

The two bastardo's in question had the choice of at least 8 or more other empty loungers without resorting to their skulduggery  - I'm ordering some of these as we speak for the next vacation  

















Perhaps this one for BM ???

Keep me out of this.