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Glands
« on: September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM »
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:
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Re: Glands
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

What a load of bollox .... noooo: 

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Mood cause that is how most men are GRUMPY hot flushes that will be your blood pressure due to being GRUMPY

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:.... miserable sod YOU ARE A MAN   ::)

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Re: Glands
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2013, 02:21:51 PM »
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Re: Glands
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 02:25:58 PM »
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Re: Glands
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 02:45:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

Your Glans is more likely to be the problem in my experience....  whistle:
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Re: Glands
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 02:45:58 PM »
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Re: Glands
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2013, 02:53:35 PM »
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Re: Glands
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2013, 03:05:51 PM »
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

What a load of bollox .... noooo: 

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Mood cause that is how most men are GRUMPY hot flushes that will be your blood pressure due to being GRUMPY

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:.... miserable sod YOU ARE A MAN   ::)

That's it, whisper reassurances in his ear
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Re: Glands
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2013, 03:06:57 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2013, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

What a load of bollox .... noooo: 

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Mood cause that is how most men are GRUMPY hot flushes that will be your blood pressure due to being GRUMPY

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:.... miserable sod YOU ARE A MAN   ::)

That's it, whisper reassurances in his ear

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Re: Glands
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2013, 03:50:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2013, 02:45:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

Your Glans is more likely to be the problem in my experience....  whistle:

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Re: Glands
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2013, 03:51:00 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2013, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
We all know that women are martyrs to their glands ("A woman is only as good as her glands"@ my Auntie Nelly)  but what about men?

What a load of bollox .... noooo: 

I am in a stinking mood today for no discernible reason and now I am having hot flushes  eeek:

Mood cause that is how most men are GRUMPY hot flushes that will be your blood pressure due to being GRUMPY

Could I be undergoing some sort of sex change?  rubschin:

No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:.... miserable sod YOU ARE A MAN   ::)

That's it, whisper reassurances in his ear

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Glands
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2013, 07:01:26 PM »
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
. . .No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:....

Well that would explain the erratic driving.   Probably best to put the truck at rest before letting the scalpel start its work
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Re: Glands
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2013, 07:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2013, 07:01:26 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
. . .No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:....

Well that would explain the erratic driving.   Probably best to put the truck at rest before letting the scalpel start its work

He/she is from Nottingham need I say more ... whistle:
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Re: Glands
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2013, 07:20:14 PM »
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 17, 2013, 07:01:26 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 17, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
. . .No sex change one of my drivers is having one and he /she is very happy  eeek:....

Well that would explain the erratic driving.   Probably best to put the truck at rest before letting the scalpel start its work

He/she is from Nottingham need I say more ... whistle:

Nick?  eeek:
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Re: Glands
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2013, 07:25:29 PM »
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