The All New LL Is Away Booze-A-Thon Thread

[apc2010]

Will we get to see Miss A's jugs.........

[Baldy]

Will we get to see Miss A's jugs.........

If it was the bird eating a toastie while listening to me & Beaky in the Keg. No need to bother. 

[Barman]

Will we get to see Miss A's jugs.........

Possibly! 

[Landlady]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

[Landlady]

Will we get to see Miss A's jugs.........

If it was the bird eating a toastie while listening to me & Beaky in the Keg. No need to bother. 

Baldy needs to go to Spec-Savers 

[Nick]

 

[Landlady]

Yes I do have my 'grumpy' pants on.....................Will give them back to him laters 

[Steve]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

Wot again?

Anyway Darwin, Miss C and my almost good self have already cried off from the "is that a Lidl chipolatathon"

[Darwins Selection]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

Wot again?

Anyway Darwin, Miss C and my almost good self have already cried off from the "is that a Lidl chipolatathon"

Quite so.
Had I not been so hurt, I might have let LL's ending of a sentence with a preposition go uncorrected.

".....speaks volumes of the high regard in which you hold me" 

[Landlady]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

Wot again?

Anyway Darwin, Miss C and my almost good self have already cried off from the "is that a Lidl chipolatathon"

Quite so.
Had I not been so hurt, I might have let LL's ending of a sentence with a preposition go uncorrected.

".....speaks volumes of the high regard in which you hold me" 

Cheeky

[Landlady]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

Wot again?

Anyway Darwin, Miss C and my almost good self have already cried off from the "is that a Lidl chipolatathon"

You are best advised to stay away .........     

[Steve]

   WTF is that?

Once we have the webcam on line we'll see on the day.  Me I'm expecting to see bacon wrapped around it to make it at least visible without a magnifying glass

[boogs]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

Wot again?

Anyway Darwin, Miss C and my almost good self have already cried off from the "is that a Lidl chipolatathon"

You are best advised to stay away ......... 

OMG  Feel better about not being wanted now  ....

[Landlady]

  WTF is that?

Once we have the webcam on line we'll see on the day.  Me I'm expecting to see bacon wrapped around it to make it at least visible without a magnifying glass

Holding the bacon slice on by skewering it to the said chipolta with a cocktail stick - of course 

[Landlady]

OMG  Feel better about not being wanted now  ....

You are wanted Sis - you just have more important items already scheduled in your social calendar