You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's
Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in
Decision made - you are all barred
I am merely chaperoning.
I have just informed BM where his new medical insurance card is kept
Covers all forms of accident, including but not limited to:
Death by chocolate
Death by tango
Death by skewered chipolata
Death by pickled liver
Death by ear drum exploding
Have a good time