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Offline Just One More

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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2013, 05:37:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 04, 2013, 11:12:30 AM
Well that was HORRID  Shocked:

Quackter said that freezing was an option but that in my case it was better to CUT it out. Wiv a SCALPEL. From my eye  eeek: Shocked:

He stuck a needle in first  Shocked:  then cut it  Shocked:  Then he did summat else where I could smell BURNING. ME BURNING  Shocked:

He now says I will have a mahoosive black eye  sad24:

 noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2013, 07:04:30 AM »
 sad24: sad24: NickSick
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2013, 07:33:12 AM »
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2013, 05:35:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 04, 2013, 01:06:09 PM
Not too soon, one wants to enjoy the unwrapping  eyes: eyes: eyes:

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Eye Eye... like.

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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2013, 11:50:09 AM »
Hurrah, the mahossive scab has dropped off like  :thumbsup:

Might post a pic  rubschin:

Might even frame the scab  rubschin:
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2013, 12:00:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 10, 2013, 11:50:09 AM
Hurrah, the mahossive scab has dropped off like  :thumbsup:

Might post a pic  rubschin:

Might even frame the scab  rubschin:

 noooo: noooo:
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2013, 12:17:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 10, 2013, 11:50:09 AM
Hurrah, the mahossive scab has dropped off like  :thumbsup:

Might post a pic  rubschin:

Might even frame the scab  rubschin:

One assumes that Nick will now be heard singing:




























I can see clearly now the scab has gone . . . .

(Free ear worm courtesy of Ghost Enterprises plc)
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2013, 12:41:49 PM »
There's something very satisfying about a scab...
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2013, 12:44:16 PM »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2013, 12:47:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Adventure on October 10, 2013, 12:41:49 PM
There's something very satisfying about a scab...

The Miners didn't think so....  noooo:
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2013, 12:50:09 PM »
Boom boom ( a la Basil Brush)
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2013, 12:50:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2013, 12:47:40 PM
Quote from: Miss Adventure on October 10, 2013, 12:41:49 PM
There's something very satisfying about a scab...

The Miners didn't think so....  noooo:

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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #42 on: October 10, 2013, 12:50:49 PM »
I could post it to Miss A for her collection  :thumbsup:
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #43 on: October 10, 2013, 12:51:52 PM »
We could have it mounted
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Re: Private quackters and my poorly eye
« Reply #44 on: October 10, 2013, 12:53:07 PM »
It is mahoosive  :thumbsup:

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