This may sting a bit and other medical understatements

[Nick]

Bastards 

It is what nurses say innit? "You will just feel a small prick"

Perhaps they have been talking to LL 

Any others. "Does it hurt when I press here?"  Patient levitates 

[Grumpmeister]

Well what do you expect them to say? "This is going to hurt like hell" when they take blood or give an injection. 

[Nick]

So why do they lie? 

[Grumpmeister]

Because the more you tense up the more it hurts, a good nurse or phlebotemist can stick a needle in without it hurting by distracting you at the same time.

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

seconded

They lie and so you never trust them again so you worry even when they tell you it's OK

[Nick]

I once got an inflammation of the cartilage in my chest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tietze_syndrome

It was agony 

To confirm his diagnosis the doc poked me in the ribs. My screams had people running all through the hospital.   

He seemed really pleased that he was right 

[Steve]

I once got an inflammation of the cartilage in my chest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tietze_syndrome

It was agony 

To confirm his diagnosis the doc poked me in the ribs. My screams had people running all through the hospital.   

He seemed really pleased that he was right 

until you hunted him down, cut off all his limbs and burnt the rest to death on a stake? 

Twas what he deserved after all

[Nick]

They are all sadists who enjoy experimenting on us 

[Barman]

Shouldn't this be in the medical centre....? 

[Nick]

No, it is about lying bastards

[Grumpmeister]

They are all sadists who enjoy experimenting on us 

Call it a hunch but what did you say to piss her off beforehand? 

[Barman]

No, it is about lying bastards

Lying medical bastards.... 

[Nick]

Move it then you baldymong 

[Barman]

tee-daaaaah!