Mealworm farming is not all that it is cracked up to be.

My mental 80 year old mother, with whom I have just had a lengthy chat said that any escaping mealworms might turn into giant mutant mealworms and come and eat me in the night.
Is it any surprise that I have turned out the way I have, can you even begin to wonder what my childhood was like. I had no hope at all.

The really scary thing is that she would fit right in here.
