Things that darken the day.

[boogs]

Mr C can dispose of the evidence you say 

Given that we (when I say we I mean Mr C) are experimenting with tea lights in the how many tea lights does it take to burn down a house heat a room it would be Mr C with the candle stick in the study.

Still looking on the bright side at least we know that the fire alarm works.

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Mealworm farming is not all that it is cracked up to be.   My mental 80 year old mother, with whom I have just had a lengthy chat said that any escaping mealworms might turn into giant mutant mealworms and come and eat me in the night.  

Is it any surprise that I have turned out the way I have, can you even begin to wonder what my childhood was like.  I had no hope at all.

The really scary thing is that she would fit right in here.

"Out of tiny acorns, grow mighty acorns"   


She must be very proud of you. 

Oh she is Darwin she is and you are so right my corns are bigger than they used to be, shall I show you my bunion?

Alas my dreams of becoming a podiatrist came to an abrupt end following the unfortunate incident involving the cantilevered nail clippers and the one legged man from Morpeth.

[apc2010]

Ignorant cvnts, who you try to help yet still have no fucking manners or any sense of decency.......

[The Moan Ranger]

Facebook.

When a friend at work - a cuddly bear of a man, not even 30 years of age - posts "RIP my dad, the strongest man in every sense, but not his heart which suddenly failed after only 55 years of being the greatest dad ever xxx"

 

[apc2010]

Facebook.

When a friend at work - a cuddly bear of a man, not even 30 years of age - posts "RIP my dad, the strongest man in every sense, but not his heart which suddenly failed after only 55 years of being the greatest dad ever xxx"

 

Puts things in a different light ......

[The Moan Ranger]

Facebook.

When a friend at work - a cuddly bear of a man, not even 30 years of age - posts "RIP my dad, the strongest man in every sense, but not his heart which suddenly failed after only 55 years of being the greatest dad ever xxx"

 

Puts things in a different light ......

The only thing that lightens it slightly was that he was working up in Aberdeen (sent up by the company as I might still be) a couple of weeks ago, where his dad lives and they enjoyed a few nights out together. He was not ill and had never had any heart problems - that's the way I want to go, massive coronary and dead before you hit the floor.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Facebook.

When a friend at work - a cuddly bear of a man, not even 30 years of age - posts "RIP my dad, the strongest man in every sense, but not his heart which suddenly failed after only 55 years of being the greatest dad ever xxx"

 

Puts things in a different light ......

The only thing that lightens it slightly was that he was working up in Aberdeen (sent up by the company as I might still be) a couple of weeks ago, where his dad lives and they enjoyed a few nights out together. He was not ill and had never had any heart problems - that's the way I want to go, massive coronary and dead before you hit the floor.

Not so far to fall for you either.... 

[Just One More]

Going to your usual beef butcher to get your regular 28 day hung oranic Dexter beef to be told that we close for good next week. They've been on site 70 years and struggled through this year and cannot sustain it any more. He was tellng me how can they compete, when last Christmas the likes of Tesco, Sainsburys, Asdas etc were selling legs of lamb for £8, and they were paying  £13 - £14 for them at the market... Bastards 

A glimmer of light on the horizon though, he has a job with another butcher which he recommends, so I will give them a try

[Grumpmeister]

Mr C can dispose of the evidence you say 

Given that we (when I say we I mean Mr C) are experimenting with tea lights in the how many tea lights does it take to burn down a house heat a room it would be Mr C with the candle stick in the study.

Still looking on the bright side at least we know that the fire alarm works.

flower pot room heater

[Steve]

Going to your usual beef butcher to get your regular 28 day hung oranic Dexter beef to be told that we close for good next week. They've been on site 70 years and struggled through this year and cannot sustain it any more. He was tellng me how can they compete, when last Christmas the likes of Tesco, Sainsburys, Asdas etc were selling legs of lamb for £8, and they were paying  £13 - £14 for them at the market... Bastards 

A glimmer of light on the horizon though, he has a job with another butcher which he recommends, so I will give them a try

Sadly that's happening all round JOM.  People want designer coffee that takes ages but want to buy food to cook by price and convenience alone.  Where will it end?

[apc2010]

Going to your usual beef butcher to get your regular 28 day hung oranic Dexter beef to be told that we close for good next week. They've been on site 70 years and struggled through this year and cannot sustain it any more. He was tellng me how can they compete, when last Christmas the likes of Tesco, Sainsburys, Asdas etc were selling legs of lamb for £8, and they were paying  £13 - £14 for them at the market... Bastards 

A glimmer of light on the horizon though, he has a job with another butcher which he recommends, so I will give them a try

Shame I can see it going the same way here ...although slower ...Paphos mall opened last weelk......

[Darwins Selection]

Going to your usual beef butcher to get your regular 28 day hung oranic Dexter beef to be told that we close for good next week. They've been on site 70 years and struggled through this year and cannot sustain it any more. He was tellng me how can they compete, when last Christmas the likes of Tesco, Sainsburys, Asdas etc were selling legs of lamb for £8, and they were paying  £13 - £14 for them at the market... Bastards 

A glimmer of light on the horizon though, he has a job with another butcher which he recommends, so I will give them a try

Shame I can see it going the same way here ...although slower ...Paphos mall opened last weelk......

Big seafood centre?

[apc2010]

Going to your usual beef butcher to get your regular 28 day hung oranic Dexter beef to be told that we close for good next week. They've been on site 70 years and struggled through this year and cannot sustain it any more. He was tellng me how can they compete, when last Christmas the likes of Tesco, Sainsburys, Asdas etc were selling legs of lamb for £8, and they were paying  £13 - £14 for them at the market... Bastards 

A glimmer of light on the horizon though, he has a job with another butcher which he recommends, so I will give them a try

Shame I can see it going the same way here ...although slower ...Paphos mall opened last weelk......

Big seafood centre?

   Thought everyone missed that.......

[Baldy]

Going to your usual beef butcher to get your regular 28 day hung oranic Dexter beef to be told that we close for good next week. They've been on site 70 years and struggled through this year and cannot sustain it any more. He was tellng me how can they compete, when last Christmas the likes of Tesco, Sainsburys, Asdas etc were selling legs of lamb for £8, and they were paying  £13 - £14 for them at the market... Bastards 

A glimmer of light on the horizon though, he has a job with another butcher which he recommends, so I will give them a try

Shame I can see it going the same way here ...although slower ...Paphos mall opened last weelk......

Big seafood centre?