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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2013, 08:53:07 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2013, 08:38:24 AM
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Leg muscles need to be kept warm in case you have to start running at short notice.
Recumbent quadrupeds tend to sit with their legs folded underneath them.
Bipeds, with little hair on their limbs, attempt to retain heat by pressing legs together or crossing them and wrapping the arms round their torso.
[/attenborough mode]

Unless there are sabre-toothed tigers or the like in your area, you could probably start the evolutionary process of sitting with legs akimbo (cue Ethiopian sprinter joke)

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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2013, 09:07:17 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2013, 08:38:24 AM
[attenborough mode]
Leg muscles need to be kept warm in case you have to start running at short notice.
Recumbent quadrupeds tend to sit with their legs folded underneath them.
Bipeds, with little hair on their limbs, attempt to retain heat by pressing legs together or crossing them and wrapping the arms round their torso.
[/attenborough mode]

Unless there are sabre-toothed tigers or the like in your area, you could probably start the evolutionary process of sitting with legs akimbo (cue Ethiopian sprinter joke)

Obviously, that's why the Chavs prefer jogging bottoms.   whistle:
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2013, 09:09:13 AM »
Right ankle to left knee

Checkmate  :thumbsup:
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2013, 09:10:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 13, 2013, 09:09:13 AM
Right ankle to left knee

Checkmate  :thumbsup:

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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2013, 09:11:04 AM »
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2013, 09:47:19 AM »
I experimented with not moving and now my leg has gone to sleep  evil:
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2013, 10:55:56 AM »
my ankles are crossed as per usual.  Sadly unlike for DS, there is no peasant to rest them on

If you cross at the knee one leg goes to sleep as you find out when you fall over when someone rings the doorbell

Anyway isn't crossing at the knees for young ladies wanting to flash their thighs - and long may they do so
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2013, 10:58:07 AM »
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2013, 01:34:38 PM »
Tried to tuck my legs under me on the sofa like gerls do, but it hurts and I got cramp sad24:
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2013, 06:39:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 13, 2013, 01:34:38 PM
Tried to tuck my legs under me on the sofa like gerls do, but it hurts and I got cramp sad24:

That's because you haven't been wearing your high heels  ::) stretches those calf and thigh muscles numpty bonce
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2013, 06:40:18 PM »
And all that hair will just act like velcro  noooo:
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2013, 06:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 13, 2013, 06:39:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 13, 2013, 01:34:38 PM
Tried to tuck my legs under me on the sofa like gerls do, but it hurts and I got cramp sad24:

That's because you haven't been wearing your high heels  ::) stretches those calf and thigh muscles numpty bonce

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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2013, 06:42:11 PM »
Flat on his face  noooo:
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
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Re: What to do with your legs when sitting down
« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2013, 06:50:51 PM »
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