BM's excuse thread

[Barman]

DEER MISS A

I AM SORY I GUBED ITT.

I CAN EXPLANE. THE MICROWAVE BLLO UP AND THEN I AHD TRUBLE WIT H YOUR SINK. THE CHAIR BROKE ITSLEF AND THEN THERE WAS A FLUDD. THE PRINTERS DONT WERK YET BUT I AM HOPEFUL

THE MAN SED THE FLOR CAN BE FIXED LIKE.

I ENCLOSE MY BIL

LUV

BM

I could use that.... 

[Nick]

PS THANX FOR ALL THE BEER

[Baldy]

That is your best bet. 

[Barman]

PS THANX FOR ALL THE BEER

I won't use that.... 

[Steve]

DEER MISS A

I AM SORY I GUBED ITT.

I CAN EXPLANE. THE MICROWAVE BLLO UP AND THEN I AHD TRUBLE WIT H YOUR SINK. THE CHAIR BROKE ITSLEF AND THEN THERE WAS A FLUDD. THE PRINTERS DONT WERK YET BUT I AM HOPEFUL

THE MAN SED THE FLOR CAN BE FIXED LIKE.

I ENCLOSE MY BIL

LUV

BM

 

[Miss Adventure]

 

[Barman]

 

[Landlady]

Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it 


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me 

[Darwins Selection]

Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it 


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me 

[Landlady]

Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it 


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me 

Absolutely........................

[Steve]

Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it 


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me 

[boogs]

Dear Miss A

You are a truly wonderful, compassionate and understanding individual - I therefore throw myself on your bountiful mercy for any aberration that may have occurred last weekend.

I think the cat did it 


Have brushed off the bed, put all underwear back in the drawers and await your return when LL will hold me down whilst you inflict any beating, or alternative punishments you decide appropriate.

Yours,
BM (aka Quaffmore and more and more)

PS: Have I told you just how special you are to me