Proceeded to hairman. "Closed for Redecoration"
Chap next door not an option since he was the one who got arrested and handcuffed halfway through my beard last year, leaving me looking like an muppet
Option 3 was full of squawking anklebiters (half term
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Option 4 (random choice). Language barrier became apparent immediately but I pressed on
Mistakenly
If this "hairstyle" had a name it would "The Johnny Rotten"