I am thinking of starting a charity for the support of dwarves. WE will supply them with handy portable stepladders. Please give generously
While you are at it, set up a charity for the support of latent bedwetting, drooling, speccy , 4 pint maximum, overweight, ginger shambles. Who were very obviously bullied at school and in act of putrid reprisal decided to make education a chosen career path even though being as suited to the job as King Herod to babysitting.
WE will give generously