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Offline Steve

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #150 on: January 10, 2015, 11:31:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2015, 08:33:55 AM
On shortages in Argentina....

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It shows what a pig’s ear central planners can make of an economy. It’s not like these are monocrystalline turbine blades or microprocessors – these are wads of cotton that women jam up their chuffs so they don’t leave a mark on the sofa. It’s not as bad as Venezuela, where you can’t even find bumwipe but it’s close.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #151 on: January 10, 2015, 03:15:26 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 10, 2015, 11:31:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2015, 08:33:55 AM
On shortages in Argentina....

Quote from: Bloke in Costa Rica
It shows what a pig’s ear central planners can make of an economy. It’s not like these are monocrystalline turbine blades or microprocessors – these are wads of cotton that women jam up their chuffs so they don’t leave a mark on the sofa. It’s not as bad as Venezuela, where you can’t even find bumwipe but it’s close.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #152 on: January 10, 2015, 03:20:29 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 10, 2015, 03:15:26 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 10, 2015, 11:31:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 10, 2015, 08:33:55 AM
On shortages in Argentina....

Quote from: Bloke in Costa Rica
It shows what a pig’s ear central planners can make of an economy. It’s not like these are monocrystalline turbine blades or microprocessors – these are wads of cotton that women jam up their chuffs so they don’t leave a mark on the sofa. It’s not as bad as Venezuela, where you can’t even find bumwipe but it’s close.

happy001

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On second thoughts . . .     noooo:

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #153 on: January 16, 2015, 02:25:11 PM »
Pakistanis protest against Charlie Hebdo...

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #154 on: January 16, 2015, 02:26:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2015, 02:25:11 PM
Pakistanis protest against Charlie Hebdo...

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“Making blasphemy cartoon of the Prophet is the worst act of terrorism… The sketch-makers must be hanged immediately”

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #155 on: January 16, 2015, 03:02:28 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 02:26:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2015, 02:25:11 PM
Pakistanis protest against Charlie Hebdo...

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“Making blasphemy cartoon of the Prophet is the worst act of terrorism… The sketch-makers must be hanged immediately”

Clicky...

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #156 on: January 16, 2015, 04:42:22 PM »
Journalist: And do you still keep in touch with Tony Curtis?

Roger Moore: Not since he died, no.
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #157 on: January 16, 2015, 04:55:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 16, 2015, 04:42:22 PM
Journalist: And do you still keep in touch with Tony Curtis?

Roger Moore: Not since he died, no.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #158 on: January 16, 2015, 05:10:37 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 04:55:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 16, 2015, 04:42:22 PM
Journalist: And do you still keep in touch with Tony Curtis?

Roger Moore: Not since he died, no.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #159 on: January 16, 2015, 05:23:35 PM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #160 on: January 16, 2015, 09:58:44 PM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #161 on: January 26, 2015, 05:24:56 PM »
Overheard on the bus today, two women, one carrying a cat in a cat carrier, the other just intensely inquisitive...

Woman #1:  Ahhh, In't she lovely?
Woman #2:  It's a he
Woman #1:  You been to the vet then?
Woman #2:  Yes
Woman #1:  Is he poorly then?
Woman #2:  No, he's been micro-chipped
Woman #1:  Ahh ... Is that so he can't have kittens then?
Woman #2:   eeek:

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #162 on: January 26, 2015, 05:27:46 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 26, 2015, 05:24:56 PM
Overheard on the bus today, two women, one carrying a cat in a cat carrier, the other just intensely inquisitive...

Woman #1:  Ahhh, In't she lovely?
Woman #2:  It's a he
Woman #1:  You been to the vet then?
Woman #2:  Yes
Woman #1:  Is he poorly then?
Woman #2:  No, he's been micro-chipped
Woman #1:  Ahh ... Is that so he can't have kittens then?
Woman #2:   eeek:


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #163 on: January 26, 2015, 06:12:21 PM »
I filled Jim up on the M62 at £1.22 a litre  cussing:

I remarked to the check out gerly that I had last filled him up in Calais at 89p a litre.

SHe said, "What is that in English munny?"

I said, "89p"

SHe looked baffled  noooo:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #164 on: January 26, 2015, 06:19:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 26, 2015, 06:12:21 PM
I filled Jim up on the M62 at £1.22 a litre  cussing:

I remarked to the check out gerly that I had last filled him up in Calais at 89p a litre.

SHe said, "What is that in English munny?"

I said, "89p"

SHe looked baffled  noooo:

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