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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #165 on: March 06, 2015, 11:28:59 PM »
"If the media was genuinely against the promotion of Jihadi John as a sword-wielding super-villain and didn’t want to be viewed as a willing co-conspirator in his pathetic shot at evil immortality, then they should take the piss out of him, not endorse his glamorous infamy. "

http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/06/jumpin-jihadi-john/
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #166 on: March 07, 2015, 06:29:38 AM »
"If the media was genuinely against the promotion of Jihadi John as a sword-wielding super-villain and didn’t want to be viewed as a willing co-conspirator in his pathetic shot at evil immortality, then they should take the piss out of him, not endorse his glamorous infamy. "

http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/06/jumpin-jihadi-john/

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #167 on: March 07, 2015, 01:46:28 PM »
"If the media was genuinely against the promotion of Jihadi John as a sword-wielding super-villain and didn’t want to be viewed as a willing co-conspirator in his pathetic shot at evil immortality, then they should take the piss out of him, not endorse his glamorous infamy. "

http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/06/jumpin-jihadi-john/

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #168 on: March 07, 2015, 03:11:39 PM »
Kuwaiti Kunt would be more accurate 

There's a host of phrases the media could use.  "As islamic as a newt on that plane" might be a start,   Anything really that makes him live in fear of his supposed current chums once they see him as an embarassment. 
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #169 on: March 15, 2015, 08:10:56 AM »
On Ed Millibland forcing companies to share profits with employees...

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #170 on: March 15, 2015, 12:08:16 PM »
On Ed Millibland forcing companies to share profits with employees...

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #171 on: March 15, 2015, 07:15:14 PM »
On Ed Millibland forcing companies to share profits with employees...

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At this point, he might just as well promise everyone a pony & be done with it…

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #172 on: March 18, 2015, 09:54:09 AM »
"The invention of the internet for the conspiracy theorist was like the invention of the strap-on dildo for lesbians with a closet penis fetish"

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #173 on: March 18, 2015, 10:11:41 AM »
"The invention of the internet for the conspiracy theorist was like the invention of the strap-on dildo for lesbians with a closet penis fetish"

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #174 on: March 18, 2015, 11:22:21 AM »
"The invention of the internet for the conspiracy theorist was like the invention of the strap-on dildo for lesbians with a closet penis fetish"

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #175 on: March 18, 2015, 06:19:40 PM »
"The invention of the internet for the conspiracy theorist was like the invention of the strap-on dildo for lesbians with a closet penis fetish"

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #176 on: April 10, 2015, 09:00:20 AM »
A conversation about doctor's surgeries opening 24/7...

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I think a woman is put off less because throughout their life they expect to see a GP more regularly, e.g smears, childbirth, fainting due to trigger words etc.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #177 on: April 20, 2015, 06:20:29 AM »
A discussion on zero hours contracts....

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And Jesus said, “we’re in trouble, we’ve only got 12 fishpaste sandwiches, and there are 4000 in the audience”.

And lo, the disciples made of them 100 sandwiches and handed them out. And the people cried out and said, “Oh Jesus, we are starving and have no fishpaste sandwiches”.

And Jesus said, “Well these 100 people here got one, so it can’t be a shortage of sandwiches, can it?”

And the people said, “You’re talking bollocks Jesus, aren’t you?”.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #178 on: May 03, 2015, 07:54:24 AM »
A discussion on this new Tesla battery...

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So apparently I get the choice of a battery that will burst into flames and pull my wall down, a flywheel that might spontaneously fragment with catastrophic results, a cube of nuclear waste or a litre of petrol.

I’m voting “litre of petrol” at this election.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #179 on: July 08, 2015, 07:34:04 PM »
On the budget...

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Labour don't get it do they? Dopey bitch on the BBC wanked on about single mum's with 2 kids blah blah blah.

It's NOT the job of the state to fund the breeding habits of single women. If the slags can't afford kids, don't have them. Get a fucking job.

Also, the men who spunk up these slappers need to pay for them, stop their bennies if they're on them and stick them on the street, I don't fucking care.

Don't have kids if you can't fucking pay. How hard is that to work out?

Same with housing. Most of us in a full time job can't afford to live in London so why should some unemployed Somali slapper think she's entitled to a 4 bedroom house fully funded?

Labour really are mad.

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