The All New Quote Of The Day Thread

[Steve]

This is more video rant by the excellent John Oliver than text quote but this seems the right thread

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[Barman]

This is more video rant by the excellent John Oliver than text quote but this seems the right thread

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[apc2010]

"In what was possibly the worst heavyweight fight I have ever seen Fury beat Klitchko to win multiple world titles :-o I seen better fights on Jerry Springer , a fact made even more astonishing by the sight of Fury spending most of the last 3 rounds concentrating more on making sure his shorts didn't fall down rather than worrying about Klitchko landing a decent punch  )

Good luck to the guy- he put his victory down to God in what might be he most compelling argument for the existence of a deity we've had in about 2000 years :ympray:"

 

[Barman]

"In what was possibly the worst heavyweight fight I have ever seen Fury beat Klitchko to win multiple world titles :-o I seen better fights on Jerry Springer , a fact made even more astonishing by the sight of Fury spending most of the last 3 rounds concentrating more on making sure his shorts didn't fall down rather than worrying about Klitchko landing a decent punch  )

Good luck to the guy- he put his victory down to God in what might be he most compelling argument for the existence of a deity we've had in about 2000 years :ympray:"

 

 

We do have a quote function....

[Grumpmeister]

"In what was possibly the worst heavyweight fight I have ever seen Fury beat Klitchko to win multiple world titles :-o I seen better fights on Jerry Springer , a fact made even more astonishing by the sight of Fury spending most of the last 3 rounds concentrating more on making sure his shorts didn't fall down rather than worrying about Klitchko landing a decent punch  )

Good luck to the guy- he put his victory down to God in what might be he most compelling argument for the existence of a deity we've had in about 2000 years :ympray:"

 

 

We do have a quote function....

Somebody told Apey that you were charging for that feature... 

[Barman]

"In what was possibly the worst heavyweight fight I have ever seen Fury beat Klitchko to win multiple world titles :-o I seen better fights on Jerry Springer , a fact made even more astonishing by the sight of Fury spending most of the last 3 rounds concentrating more on making sure his shorts didn't fall down rather than worrying about Klitchko landing a decent punch  )

Good luck to the guy- he put his victory down to God in what might be he most compelling argument for the existence of a deity we've had in about 2000 years :ympray:"

 

 

We do have a quote function....

Somebody told Apey that you were charging for that feature... 

 

[Nick]

Environment minister, standing up to his neck in water in Carlisle: "The flood defences worked well. It's just that the water came over the top of them." 

[Barman]

Environment minister, standing up to his neck in water in Carlisle: "The flood defences worked well. It's just that the water came over the top of them." 

I heard him on the wireless... 

[Steve]

Environment minister, standing up to his neck in water in Carlisle: "The flood defences worked well. It's just that the water came over the top of them." 

[apc2010]

Environment minister, standing up to his neck in water in Carlisle: "The flood defences worked well. It's just that the water came over the top of them." 

Good logic.......

[Steve]

Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?

I guess 

[Darwins Selection]

Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?

I guess 

  Don't go muddying the water with facts.

[Steve]

Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?

I guess 

  Don't go muddying the water with facts.

Indeed, we'd be flooded if we allowed that

[Darwins Selection]

Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?

I guess 

  Don't go muddying the water with facts.

Indeed, we'd be flooded if we allowed that

Definitely over the top.

[Steve]

Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?

I guess 

  Don't go muddying the water with facts.

Indeed, we'd be flooded if we allowed that

Definitely over the top.

I ought to have a quick witty reply but I feel I'm just sandbagging now