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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #210 on: January 12, 2016, 01:12:29 AM »
"I'm an atheist and not at all frightened of death but I am frightened of losing all of these heroes from my past"

stolen from faceache ref Bowie....

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #211 on: January 12, 2016, 07:37:14 AM »
BBC "The railways brought people to the coast in increasing numbers, but it became popular for people to swim more slowly”

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #212 on: January 12, 2016, 08:11:31 AM »
BBC "The railways brought people to the coast in increasing numbers, but it became popular for people to swim more slowly”

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #213 on: February 01, 2016, 04:23:51 PM »
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You haven't mopped then...?

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #214 on: February 01, 2016, 04:25:47 PM »
Foggy wet herself again noooo: noooo:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #215 on: February 01, 2016, 04:26:31 PM »
Foggy wet herself again noooo: noooo:

No, it was actually all very civilised....  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #216 on: February 01, 2016, 04:28:18 PM »
Comparatively speaking noooo:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #217 on: February 01, 2016, 04:29:15 PM »
Comparatively speaking noooo:

Well yes, all things are relative....  redface:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #218 on: February 01, 2016, 05:02:32 PM »
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You haven't mopped then...?

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I expect she meant 'moped'.

Either she expected you to be lonely and withdrawn, or to have bought a bicycle with a tiny engine.
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #219 on: February 01, 2016, 05:58:06 PM »
Quote from: LL
You haven't mopped then...?

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I expect she meant 'moped'.

Either she expected you to be lonely and withdrawn, or to have bought a bicycle with a tiny engine.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #220 on: February 01, 2016, 10:37:24 PM »
Comparatively speaking noooo:

Well yes, all things are relative....  redface:
We talking Norfolk again?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #221 on: February 01, 2016, 10:37:50 PM »
Quote from: LL
You haven't mopped then...?

 evil:

I expect she meant 'moped'.

Either she expected you to be lonely and withdrawn, or to have bought a bicycle with a tiny engine.

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #222 on: March 01, 2016, 08:37:18 AM »
On the guy that dropped dead just short of the end of the Malta Marathon...

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I can’t imagine running for 26 miles unless I was being chased by dogs. That’s beyond the distance I’d go in a taxi and edging towards the point where I’d think about chartering a light aircraft.

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #223 on: March 01, 2016, 09:12:19 PM »
On the guy that dropped dead just short of the end of the Malta Marathon...

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I can’t imagine running for 26 miles unless I was being chased by dogs. That’s beyond the distance I’d go in a taxi and edging towards the point where I’d think about chartering a light aircraft.

Clicky...

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #224 on: March 04, 2016, 03:19:42 PM »
Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):

I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex

Me:  eeek:
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