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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #225 on: March 04, 2016, 03:21:20 PM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #226 on: March 04, 2016, 03:28:30 PM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #227 on: March 04, 2016, 03:28:36 PM »
Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #228 on: March 04, 2016, 03:30:38 PM »
Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #229 on: March 04, 2016, 03:31:59 PM »
Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):

I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex

Me:  eeek:

Not a good advert for you....... noooo:

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #230 on: March 04, 2016, 03:49:11 PM »
Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):

I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex

Me:  eeek:

Not a good advert for you....... noooo:

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #231 on: March 04, 2016, 03:54:03 PM »
Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):

I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex

Me:  eeek:

Not a good advert for you....... noooo:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #232 on: March 04, 2016, 03:54:28 PM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #233 on: March 04, 2016, 07:25:12 PM »
Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):

I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #234 on: March 04, 2016, 07:26:42 PM »
Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #235 on: March 04, 2016, 07:28:17 PM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #236 on: March 04, 2016, 07:28:54 PM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
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