The All New Quote Of The Day Thread

[Barman]

 

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[Steve]

Jo Stephens MP

"Welcome news but shame @BootsUK responded the morning after..... "

https://twitter.com/JoStevensLabour/status/888532962685440002

[Steve]

Mark Kermode on Microsoft's latest fiasco:

"Dear @Outlook - Hotmail has been down for several hours, but I've clearly missed all the helpful info you've obviously put on Twitter ..."

https://twitter.com/KermodeMovie/status/909760909320519680

[Barman]

And finally, Ellie, that Labour slogan “For the Many not the Few”? They’re not talking about the good things in life, they’re talking about SHIT.

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[Barman]

From the same thread...

I don’t think anyone ever accounts for people who do surveys and vox pops. It’s generally people with time on their hands. Blokes who are balls deep in supermodel pussy aren’t going to be on yougov

[Steve]

From the same thread...

I don’t think anyone ever accounts for people who do surveys and vox pops. It’s generally people with time on their hands. Blokes who are balls deep in supermodel pussy aren’t going to be on yougov

[Steve]

Clooney responding to Trump talking of a Hollywood elite:

Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so I’d have a tie to go on job interviews. I grew up understanding what it was like to not have health insurance for eight years. So this idea that I’m somehow the “Hollywood elite” and this guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable. . .

"I just look at it and I laugh when I see him say 'Hollywood elite,'" he said. "Hollywood elite? I don’t have a star on Hollywood Boulevard, Donald Trump has a star on Hollywood Boulevard! Fuck you!"

https://www.salon.com/2017/09/26/george-clooney-donald-trump/

[Nick]

Conversation in car about tricky situations.

Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers." 

[Barman]

Conversation in car about tricky situations.

Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers." 

 

[Steve]

Conversation in car about tricky situations.

Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers." 

[Grumpmeister]

Conversation in car about tricky situations.

Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers." 

While it sounds like she usually knows exactly what to say to derail your train of thought that one takes the cake. You'll never look at her in the same way again. 

[Nick]

Behold!!

[Grumpmeister]

Large amount of alcohol - check
Cigarettes - check
Look of barely restrained madness in eye - check

Yep, she shows all the signs of having known you for a while... 

[Nick]

Large amount of alcohol - check
Cigarettes - check
Look of barely restrained madness in eye - check

Yep, she shows all the signs of having known you for a while... 

Since she was an egg 

[Grumpmeister]

Large amount of alcohol - check
Cigarettes - check
Look of barely restrained madness in eye - check

Yep, she shows all the signs of having known you for a while... 

Since she was an egg 

Her sanity is clearly a lost cause then...