The All New Quote Of The Day Thread

[Uncle Mort]

Who's the bigger fool, Johnson or a man who, believing him to be a fool, employs him for several years?

[Steve]

Who's the bigger fool, Johnson or a man who, believing him to be a fool, employs him for several years?

Either those that vote for Boris or the string of mistresses that think that this time he'll stay with them

[Steve]

Giles Coren about Benedict Cumberbach's love for Extinction Rebellion

'I defer to no one in my admiration for Mr Cumberbatch’s work. His Sherlock Holmes is probably the seventh greatest we have had, after Basil Rathbone, Jeremy Brett, Michael Caine, Robert Downey Jr, Will Ferrell and Gonzo from the Muppets. But if you take money from a car company you don’t get to go on the protest. Sorry. That’s like murdering your wife and then weepily taking part in the Crimewatch re-enaction.'

Full new arsehole ripping article (subscription): https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/dear-luvvies-your-hot-air-is-ruining-the-planet-g303jz9n3

[apc2010]

Giles Coren about Benedict Cumberbach's love for Extinction Rebellion

'I defer to no one in my admiration for Mr Cumberbatch’s work. His Sherlock Holmes is probably the seventh greatest we have had, after Basil Rathbone, Jeremy Brett, Michael Caine, Robert Downey Jr, Will Ferrell and Gonzo from the Muppets. But if you take money from a car company you don’t get to go on the protest. Sorry. That’s like murdering your wife and then weepily taking part in the Crimewatch re-enaction.'

Full new arsehole ripping article (subscription): https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/dear-luvvies-your-hot-air-is-ruining-the-planet-g303jz9n3

 

[Barman]

Giles Coren about Benedict Cumberbach's love for Extinction Rebellion

'I defer to no one in my admiration for Mr Cumberbatch’s work. His Sherlock Holmes is probably the seventh greatest we have had, after Basil Rathbone, Jeremy Brett, Michael Caine, Robert Downey Jr, Will Ferrell and Gonzo from the Muppets. But if you take money from a car company you don’t get to go on the protest. Sorry. That’s like murdering your wife and then weepily taking part in the Crimewatch re-enaction.'

Full new arsehole ripping article (subscription): https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/dear-luvvies-your-hot-air-is-ruining-the-planet-g303jz9n3

 

[Steve]

'Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?'


Iain Mckellen quoted on Radio 2

[Barman]

'Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?'


Iain Mckellen quoted on Radio 2

 

[Darwins Selection]

'Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?'


Iain Mckellen quoted on Radio 2

[Just One More]

'Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?'


Iain Mckellen quoted on Radio 2

[Barman]

It must be difficult to negotiate with hate-filled fanatics utterly committed to the destruction of the USA and all western civilisation.

So it must be a relief to Trump to be able to spend some time dealing with the Taliban instead of the Democrats.

Clicky...

[apc2010]

Daily Mail
Just now ·
The new decade is HERE!


Were their people who didn't realise .........

[Steve]

As the Grauniad put it:  given Specsavers are the main sponsor of Test match cricket in England, the vice-captain’s response was not really on brand:

“Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”

[Barman]

As the Grauniad put it:  given Specsavers are the main sponsor of Test match cricket in England, the vice-captain’s response was not really on brand:

“Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”

[apc2010]

As the Grauniad put it:  given Specsavers are the main sponsor of Test match cricket in England, the vice-captain’s response was not really on brand:

“Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”

 

[Just One More]

As the Grauniad put it:  given Specsavers are the main sponsor of Test match cricket in England, the vice-captain’s response was not really on brand:

“Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”