The All New Quote Of The Day Thread

[apc2010]

Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

    

[Steve]

Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

    

[Barman]

Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

    

[Grumpmeister]

Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

    

 

Is this the female version of asking you to look for a can of elbow grease...? 

[Barman]

Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

    

 

Is this the female version of asking you to look for a can of elbow grease...? 

Or a tin of sparks...? 

Or being sent to the stores to ask for a long weight... 

[Grumpmeister]

Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."

    

 

Is this the female version of asking you to look for a can of elbow grease...? 

Or a tin of sparks...? 

Or being sent to the stores to ask for a long weight... 

Did the Roman engineers pick on you as a child...? 

[Just One More]

"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."

 

[apc2010]

"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."

 

 

[Barman]

"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."

 

 

[Steve]

"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."

 

 

[Barman]

First, it is true that the scene is not in any way funny. It is not even close to funny. If funny was a holiday destination, Shrill wouldn’t even manage to get in the taxi to the airport. In fact it would lose its passport, then sit alone crying in a heap of clothes, before defecating on itself and passing out. And I am being generous.

Clicky...

[apc2010]

First, it is true that the scene is not in any way funny. It is not even close to funny. If funny was a holiday destination, Shrill wouldn’t even manage to get in the taxi to the airport. In fact it would lose its passport, then sit alone crying in a heap of clothes, before defecating on itself and passing out. And I am being generous.

Clicky...

 

[apc2010]

"Congratulations Meghan and Harry on the birth of Lilibet. May their happiness cause every Daily Mail reader’s arse to prolapse with rage."


 

[Steve]

"Congratulations Meghan and Harry on the birth of Lilibet. May their happiness cause every Daily Mail reader’s arse to prolapse with rage."


 

[Barman]

"Congratulations Meghan and Harry on the birth of Lilibet. May their happiness cause every Daily Mail reader’s arse to prolapse with rage."