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SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« on: August 22, 2007, 03:15:37 PM »
Hi, I am outside your house (message)
Hi I am outside your pub (message)

Call back

NUMBER WITHELD (OR WITHHELD, whatever)

GOne!

I WAS IN THE GARDEN HANGING OUT BEDCLOTHES COS THE CAT PEED ALL OVER THE BED AND I HAD TO WASH THEM TWICE/

HEAVENS evil:
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 03:23:36 PM »
Hi, I am outside your house (message)
Hi I am outside your pub (message)

Call back

NUMBER WITHELD (OR WITHHELD, whatever)

GOne!

I WAS IN THE GARDEN HANGING OUT BEDCLOTHES COS THE CAT PEED ALL OVER THE BED AND I HAD TO WASH THEM TWICE/

HEAVENS evil:


That what Chester does to you......  noooo:

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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 03:24:21 PM »
He doesn't hang about does he?  eeek:

On the other hand, how long does it take you to hang clothes up?  eeek:

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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 03:26:40 PM »
Hi, I am outside your house (message)
Hi I am outside your pub (message)

Call back

NUMBER WITHELD (OR WITHHELD, whatever)

GOne!

I WAS IN THE GARDEN HANGING OUT BEDCLOTHES COS THE CAT PEED ALL OVER THE BED AND I HAD TO WASH THEM TWICE/

HEAVENS evil:

See Snoopy, I told you trying that little trick would drive Nick nuts  whistle:
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 03:59:56 PM »
Nick also appears to have gone CAP LOCK CRAZY  eeek:
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2007, 04:33:32 PM »
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy   freddy:
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2007, 05:10:16 PM »
 evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2007, 06:09:16 PM »
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy   freddy:

was Nick wearing his green suit ?

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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2007, 06:11:47 PM »
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy   freddy:

was Nick wearing his green suit ?

 shrugs: Could have been in his Birthday suit for all I know. I didn't get to see him. evil:
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 06:11:55 PM »
I was NOT evil:
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2007, 06:13:16 PM »
I went downwind of the washing. Still eye watering cry:

ANd now the
Spanish are turning up!
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2007, 06:51:28 PM »
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy   freddy:

A normal person probably 5 minutes..........Captain Calamity however? Given the multitude of catastrophic possibilities it could take him decades  point:
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2007, 07:14:37 PM »

Spanish are turning up!

No body expects the Spanish Inqui.....


Oooops... wrong thread...sorry
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2007, 07:36:09 PM »
In my defence I was there for some twenty minutes. I rang on arrival and again before leaving in case he was in the bog or summat. God knows how long it takes to hang up a duvet cover and a couple of sheets. eeek:
Personally I'm on Mrs Nick''s side agin this moggy   freddy:

A normal person probably 5 minutes..........Captain Calamity however? Given the multitude of catastrophic possibilities it could take him decades  point:


'spect he was making the pegs. ::)
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Re: SNOOPY SCREWS UP
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2007, 07:48:05 PM »

ANd now the
Spanish are turning up!

....and the BBC were there doing a live broadcast too, right opposite your castle @ 6:50pm. eeek:
Were where you, and more to the point, why wasn't 'The Boy' there, dancing behind the presenter, or pulling the lead out of the camera? ::)
Golden opportunity for national fame gone. noooo:
You're a constant dissapointment. sad32: