Plague of JW's

[Miss Demeanour]

They are frickin everywhere at the moment .

Standing by bustops , outside train stations , shopping precints etc. Have they gone forth and multiplied rapidly overnight ? 

They even have their kit with them now.....portable display stand that take up valuable pavement space.

What is the point ?

Who is going to be waiting for their bus and then see two wholesome characters ( they always travel in pairs - they must have a elf and safety policy that the Lord requires 2 of them at all times otherwise his insurance isn't valid  ) and suddenly go - you know what I want to become a Jehovah's Witness ! 

[Nick]

Weird thing is it must work or they wouldn't keep on doing it.

Maybe you should wind them up by saying you want to join and declaring a few interesting sins 

Or get hold of some copies of the Book of Mormon and try to convert them

[Landlady]

But one of two of the male varities I've noticed (don't get many of them over here......more of the 'm's) are rather kind on the tired old eyeballs  and when you've reached the slightly invisible woman stage it's good to be chatted to by a nice young man 

[Miss Demeanour]

I suppose they do wear suits 

I like a man in a suit 

[Miss Demeanour]

I like a man out of a suit too though   

[Landlady]

I like a man out of a suit too though   

I'll even take one half in and half out 

[Miss Demeanour]

They tend to fall over then though 

[Nick]

 

[Landlady]

They tend to fall over then though 

You understand my plan then 

[Miss Demeanour]

Aaaahhh the man that falls over getting out of his gear rather than what you are used to ...the man falling over getting over his beer 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  You two are very bad, very bad indeed.

It could be that JWs are rather like ladybirds there is a certain musty smell of rotting bibles that hangs around in the air and at this time of year they follow it to a church somewhere where they can hibernate in peace.

[Darwins Selection]

I like a man in a suit

[Miss Demeanour]

Can I say it ? 

Should I say it ? 

Course I should

That wouldn't get me wet 

[Nick]

Mr Thread?

[Darwins Selection]

Can I say it ? 

Should I say it ? 

Course I should

That wouldn't get me wet 

Very safe though