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The Medical Centre, an extension
« on: November 04, 2013, 06:31:40 PM »
None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact

I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that.  Do we need a poll?  No say I, we need a hospital.
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2013, 06:33:58 PM »
None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact

I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that.  Do we need a poll?  No say I, we need a hospital.

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2013, 06:51:46 PM »
None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact

I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that.  Do we need a poll?  No say I, we need a hospital.

A mental hospital I should think...  lol:
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2013, 12:11:58 AM »
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2013, 12:26:32 AM »
None of us are getting any younger. Fact
We have paid our dues if only by being here since 2007. Fact
We all have a soft spot (some softer than others admittedly) for BM and LL. Fact

I think that we should help them plan for their dotage insofar as we help them get their money out of Cyprus, get a state of the art hospital built and avail ourselves of it's services, we need a VP ward (with side rooms). I think that they owe us that.  Do we need a poll?  No say I, we need a hospital.

Excellent idea Miss C a Bickering cottage hospital perhaps would suffice ... Perhaps we could have a geriatric home at the side for when we all need it... For some of us it will not be long before it is necessary.. confused:
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2013, 12:28:54 AM »
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:

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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2013, 06:15:07 AM »
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2013, 07:15:38 AM »
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:

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Can we just check how we will ensure that everyone availing themselves of its services are actually entitled and that, presumably, we won't be requiring an A&E Department.   rubschin:
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2013, 07:27:12 AM »
Just don't give Nick membership then  :thumbsup:
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2013, 08:37:23 AM »
I thought this was an LL wish thread ........ redface:

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Can we just check how we will ensure that everyone availing themselves of its services are actually entitled and that, presumably, we won't be requiring an A&E Department.   rubschin:

A £200 deposit you say....?  rubschin:
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2013, 09:08:21 AM »
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2013, 10:16:19 AM »
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:

Or any other kind of vintage computer for that matter.
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2013, 10:59:05 AM »
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:

Or any other kind of vintage computer for that matter.
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2013, 11:01:36 AM »
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified  whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:

Or any other kind of vintage computer for that matter.

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2013, 03:12:39 AM »
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:
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