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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2013, 01:04:44 PM »
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:

Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was  cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one  whistle:

Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff

And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................

And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves

Think I've really got into this theme  cloud9:


Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me  redface:

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2013, 01:08:42 PM »
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2013, 01:27:44 PM »
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:

Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was  cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one  whistle:

Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff

And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................

And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves

Think I've really got into this theme  cloud9:


Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me  redface:

I am in broad agreement with the spirit of proper nursing you describe.

However, I must point out that the upside-down pin-on watches are an open invitation to unwanted boob attention.

As for the starched hats . . .

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2013, 02:13:24 PM »
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:

Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was  cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one  whistle:

Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff

And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................

And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves

Think I've really got into this theme  cloud9:


Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me  redface:

I am in broad agreement with the spirit of proper nursing you describe.

However, I must point out that the upside-down pin-on watches are an open invitation to unwanted boob attention.

As for the starched hats . . .

 rubschin:



But I still want one ...................... cloud9: I don't know what happened to my Mum's, or the belt etc  sad24:

Good try on the sisters hat but not quite the real turnip I'm afraid - I have tried searching the inter web myself but can find no correct cap - Mum's was much higher and frillier around the top.............I used to think she looks beautiful in her uniform  cloud9:

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2013, 03:22:42 PM »
I've been searching the Intermong for nurses uniforms all day..... Drool:
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2013, 03:32:11 PM »
I've been searching the Intermong for nurses uniforms all day..... Drool:

Research like....... rubschin:

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2013, 10:27:02 AM »
Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified whistle:

However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum  noooo:


Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL?  I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.

With regards to your question  eeek: That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general. noooo:

Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was  cloud9:) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one  whistle:

Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff

And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................

And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves

Think I've really got into this theme  cloud9:


Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me  redface:

BM prolly.

I too am in agreement with this, of course you can be the 'ward sister'.  We could spray starch a pillowcase to make you a frilly pointy cap. Note to self, do not post pictures of contraceptive devices or make lewd comments, leave that to others. angel1

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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2013, 10:37:46 AM »
I am a doctor  angel1
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2013, 10:48:34 AM »
I am assured Miss C that George is very down to earth and open to suggestion eeek:   Perhaps we ladies could approach him and discuss his availability....  I am convinced he would be able to accommodate us how could he resist us ...  angel1

I am a doctor  angel1

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« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2013, 04:09:03 PM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The Medical Centre, an extension
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2013, 04:00:52 PM »
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