Well I guess Miss.C because I enjoy watching 'House' and 'Holby City' I am fully qualified 
However let me ask a very personal question..................would you (seriously) let BM anyway near you with a speculum 
Most excellent I am sure that we can get you certified. Would you like to be Dr LL or Prof. LL? I have a John Bull printing set here somewhere.
With regards to your question 
That is just bad and wrong on so many levels. I would have to be certified. Apart from anything else he is gubmaster general.
Can I be Ward Sister (like my Mum was
) and can I please have one of those little watch brooch thingy's...................I have been dropping hints for ages to everyone about how much I would like one
Oh and can we please have starched pointy caps..................real old cottage hospital stuff
And none of this automated crap - real jumpy spider type blood pressure taking machines not the press a button and inflate malarky................
And, of course, we would be sooooooooooo clean there would be no CDIF or MRSA etc because we know how to clean properly and would wash our hands.............no need to spend 2million pounds on latex gloves
Think I've really got into this theme
Oh and sorry about the 'wrong' question ...........................don't know what came over me
