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Offline Nick

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Question for Uncle
« on: November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM »
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2013, 06:00:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

Yous lot paid for it.  noooo:
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2013, 06:05:51 PM »
 cussing: cussing:
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2013, 06:09:44 PM »
Apparently you will be sending them dosh until 2015.  noooo:
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2013, 06:13:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

New delivery service....  Thumbs:
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2013, 06:47:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

A new call centre..... rubschin:
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2013, 07:07:14 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 06:47:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

A new call centre..... rubschin:

With the hope of establishing a  location with even poorer communication quality and response times.........
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2013, 07:54:51 PM »
Is it's that red dot in the sky........... rubschin:
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2013, 07:55:05 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 07:07:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 05, 2013, 06:47:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

A new call centre..... rubschin:

With the hope of establishing a  location with even poorer communication quality and response times.........

 lol: lol: lol:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2013, 08:56:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

Where else would you like them to send it ?  rubschin:
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2013, 09:02:38 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2013, 08:56:47 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

Where else would you like them to send it ?  rubschin:

I wonder how many they can cram into the one rocket  whistle:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2013, 12:06:40 PM »
If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2013, 12:12:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

Simple answer: Prestige

The cost of their space program is about 1% of the sum they spend on social welfare so using that money would make little difference in poverty levels but makes a big difference in their international standing. Our aid equates to about .33% of their budget, I think it's more to make us feel better than to help India.
 
I also note we intend to stop this financial aid to India by 2015.

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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2013, 12:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2013, 12:06:40 PM
If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.

Very droll Mr. D  Thumbs:

Does that area of the A4 still have the sickly chocolatey and other unknown chemical smells (emanating for the Mars factory) it used too..................................or does your vehicle insurance no longer cover you driving in that area  noooo:
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Re: Question for Uncle
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2013, 12:44:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 05, 2013, 05:57:38 PM
Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?


cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.
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