Question for Uncle

[Barman]

Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 

[miss Tchevious]

Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 

thankyou, thankyou......I was quite proud of that one. 

[Darwins Selection]

Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 

thankyou, thankyou......I was quite proud of that one. 

Nice to see your back. 

If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.

Very droll Mr. D 

Does that area of the A4 still have the sickly chocolatey and other unknown chemical smells (emanating for the Mars factory) it used too..................................or does your vehicle insurance no longer cover you driving in that area 

Yes it does, more noticeable since the sewage works was updated as that did mask the scent.

As for the vehicle, nobody argues with 500 horsepower towing 20 tonnes of slurry.

[The Moan Ranger]

The length of a day on Mars is 24hours and 40 minutes. Come on now India, be sensible, is it worth going all that way for an extra 40 minutes opening time?

[Darwins Selection]

The length of a day on Mars is 24hours and 40 minutes. Come on now India, be sensible, is it worth going all that way for an extra 40 minutes opening time?

[Barman]

The length of a day on Mars is 24hours and 40 minutes. Come on now India, be sensible, is it worth going all that way for an extra 40 minutes opening time?

 

[Landlady]

The length of a day on Mars is 24hours and 40 minutes. Come on now India, be sensible, is it worth going all that way for an extra 40 minutes opening time?

I bought a six pack of M-Bars the other day and they have only lasted 3 days...........so far 

[Landlady]

Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 

thankyou, thankyou......I was quite proud of that one. 

Nice to see your back.    And front and sides, of course 

If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.

Very droll Mr. D 

Does that area of the A4 still have the sickly chocolatey and other unknown chemical smells (emanating for the Mars factory) it used too..................................or does your vehicle insurance no longer cover you driving in that area 

Yes it does, more noticeable since the sewage works was updated as that did mask the scent.

As for the vehicle, nobody argues with 500 horsepower towing 20 tonnes of slurry. With the fringe on top, of course

[apc2010]

Calcutta we have a problem..............




Please hold.... your call is important to us.........

[Barman]

Calcutta we have a problem..............




Please hold.... your call is important to us.........

* Plays Greensleeves *

 

[Baldy]

Calcutta we have a problem..............




Please hold.... your call is important to us.........

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Why the fuck are the Indians sending a rocket to Mars?

cos the space cowboys have nobody to play with.

 

thankyou, thankyou......I was quite proud of that one. 

Nice to see your back.

If I remember rightly, the Slough Indians pretty much took over Mars back in the 70's.

Of course that was before deep-frying was discovered.

Very droll Mr. D 

Does that area of the A4 still have the sickly chocolatey and other unknown chemical smells (emanating for the Mars factory) it used too..................................or does your vehicle insurance no longer cover you driving in that area 

Yes it does, more noticeable since the sewage works was updated as that did mask the scent.

As for the vehicle, nobody argues with 500 horsepower towing 20 tonnes of slurry.

Her front is quite lovely so I am told.

[Landlady]

Calcutta we have a problem..............




Please hold.... your call is important to us.........

Last time I had to call Barclay's account support it was routed somewhere like this.............

It wasn't the canned music that drove me WILD it was the awful trained rapport they were going through from their crib list stating things such as:

I understand................................no you don't because you are not listening

May I just repeat that last statement ..........................no you may not this is my call and my money

So what you are saying..............................yes and don't repeat it to keep me hanging on longer