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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2013, 03:43:08 PM »
Found out today that my coffee shop in Truro has closed and been replaced by the Cathedral Christmas shop.  evil:

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2013, 01:50:54 PM »
Found out today that my coffee shop in Truro has closed and been replaced by the Cathedral Christmas shop.  evil:

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2013, 02:10:22 PM »


Now that 's the way to do it. ;D Courtesy of OH.

I have been cleaning the fire/hearth much to my great disappointment nay, fury not one single slipper, (glass or otherwise) posh frock, mouse not even a sodding pumpkin, it's all lies and I am not overly impressed. evil:

Oh and while I'm at it why are there no nut crackers to be found when you need them?  As a consequence of not being able to find them I have been playing what can only be described as involuntary Crown Green Bowls.  Arse. cussing:
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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2013, 02:59:30 PM »


Now that 's the way to do it. ;D Courtesy of OH.

I have been cleaning the fire/hearth much to my great disappointment nay, fury not one single slipper, (glass or otherwise) posh frock, mouse not even a sodding pumpkin, it's all lies and I am not overly impressed. evil:

Oh and while I'm at it why are there no nut crackers to be found when you need them?  As a consequence of not being able to find them I have been playing what can only be described as involuntary Crown Green Bowls.  Arse. cussing:

I read that as crown green bowels....  redface:

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2013, 07:38:42 PM »
Unfortunately for Nick, Jim is not a happy Christmas cat...

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2013, 08:41:23 PM »
Unfortunately for Nick, Jim is not a happy Christmas cat...



looks like our Tigger....................BM just loves him

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2013, 11:23:49 PM »
Unfortunately for Nick, Jim is not a happy Christmas cat...



looks like our Tigger....................BM just loves him

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #37 on: December 14, 2013, 08:41:46 AM »
I've been reading this as Christmas Tart and bollocks, since it was started.  I kept looking in hoping for recipes.   ::)



Oh ... and can someone define the spelling of that last word I never know how to spell it.  Not it. ... like.   evil:
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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2013, 09:01:52 AM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html

There we go Tipsy enjoy. Savour your reading time safe in the knowledge that the eyes of every bloke on here are watering and their Adams apples are bouncing up and down at a rate of knots.  ;)   I think that it has been mentioned before so........AFFS.
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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2013, 09:07:33 AM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html

There we go Tipsy enjoy. Savour your reading time safe in the knowledge that the eyes of every bloke on here are watering and their Adams apples are bouncing up and down at a rate of knots.  ;)   I think that it has been mentioned before so........AFFS.

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2013, 09:14:45 AM »
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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2013, 04:21:32 PM »
I've been reading this as Christmas Tart and bollocks, since it was started.  I kept looking in hoping for recipes.   ::)



Oh ... and can someone define the spelling of that last word I never know how to spell it.  Not it. ... like.   evil:

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2013, 05:09:26 PM »
I kept looking in hoping for recipes.

Oh ... and can someone define the spelling of that last word I never know how to spell it. 

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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2013, 09:29:50 PM »
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Re: Christmas tat and bollocks, a poll free zone.
« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2013, 09:35:16 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3121465/Cooking-With-Balls-Worlds-first-testicle-recipe-book.html

There we go Tipsy enjoy. Savour your reading time safe in the knowledge that the eyes of every bloke on here are watering and their Adams apples are bouncing up and down at a rate of knots.  ;)   I think that it has been mentioned before so........AFFS.

Oh.  Presents.   lol:  Excellent and informative.    happy001 happy001 happy001

So which recipe will you be cooking for Nick?  whistle:
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