Specially for BM at this difficult time

[Miss Demeanour]

How very dare he 


Hope he chokes on a yoke 

[Nick]

Or yolk even 

[Barman]

Or yolk even 

The yolk is on you! 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Or yolk even 

The yolk is on you! 

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey 

[apc2010]

Or yolk even 

The yolk is on you! 

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Friday is all booked at the crem 

A pyre is what we need, that will provide hours of fun for our VP family I have loads of accelerants. 

We can use him to BBQ stuff and wrap potatoes in foil, carefully place them in the ashes safe in the knowledge that they will disappear without trace.  We need to keep this sacred knowledge safe from Nick as we will then have hours of additional fun and amusement  pointing and laughing as we watch him singe/burn/setting fire to himself.   

I now need to go and scrub my mind out as I have this awful image of LL using his willy as a skewer to make kebabs on. 

Oh nearly forgot.  We need to send flowers. 

[Darwins Selection]

Oh nearly forgot.  We need to send flowers. 

I bet he would burn nicely.

[Just One More]

Friday is all booked at the crem 

A pyre is what we need, that will provide hours of fun for our VP family I have loads of accelerants. 

We can use him to BBQ stuff and wrap potatoes in foil, carefully place them in the ashes safe in the knowledge that they will disappear without trace.  We need to keep this sacred knowledge safe from Nick as we will then have hours of additional fun and amusement  pointing and laughing as we watch him singe/burn/setting fire to himself.   

I now need to go and scrub my mind out as I have this awful image of LL using his willy as a skewer to make kebabs on. 

Oh nearly forgot.  We need to send flowers. 

Oh, Miss C     

[Grumpmeister]

Or yolk even 

The yolk is on you! 

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey 

 

Hey I said almost Apey, when it comes to bad jokes you are in a class of your own. 

[apc2010]

Or yolk even 

The yolk is on you! 

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey 

 

Hey I said almost Apey, when it comes to bad jokes you are in a class of your own. 

 

[boogs]

Or yolk even 

The yolk is on you! 

Bloody hell BM, that was almost as bad as Nick or Apey 

 

Hey I said almost Apey, when it comes to bad jokes you are in a class of your own. 

Oh dear Grumpy .... trouble 

[Grumpmeister]

Apey isn't denying it though 

[apc2010]

Apey isn't denying it though 

 

[Landlady]

Friday is all booked at the crem 

A pyre is what we need, that will provide hours of fun for our VP family I have loads of accelerants. 

We can use him to BBQ stuff and wrap potatoes in foil, carefully place them in the ashes safe in the knowledge that they will disappear without trace.  We need to keep this sacred knowledge safe from Nick as we will then have hours of additional fun and amusement  pointing and laughing as we watch him singe/burn/setting fire to himself.   

I now need to go and scrub my mind out as I have this awful image of LL using his willy as a skewer to make kebabs on. 

Oh nearly forgot.  We need to send flowers. 

The diverse workings of the human mind - interesting Miss. C  - quick everyone run for those hills, I've buried a few goats on route to the Trodos (not BM yet) so we have Souvla provisions