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Offline Nick

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This is your chaperone
« on: November 19, 2013, 07:15:08 PM »
Met an old mate today (a laydee) who had just got back from a solo work trip to Saudi.

She had been told to get herself a burkah (which she bought off e bay) and had to don before getting off the aircraft.

When she got to her hotel she found a strange woman in the room. This turned out to be her compulsory indoor minder who had to share the room with her  eeek: eeek:
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Re: This is your chaperone
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2013, 07:24:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 19, 2013, 07:15:08 PM
Met an old mate today (a laydee) who had just got back from a solo work trip to Saudi.

She had been told to get herself a burkah (which she bought off e bay) and had to don before getting off the aircraft.

When she got to her hotel she found a strange woman in the room. This turned out to be her compulsory indoor minder who had to share the room with her  eeek: eeek:

 eeek:
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Re: This is your chaperone
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2013, 08:13:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 19, 2013, 07:15:08 PM
Met an old mate today (a laydee) who had just got back from a solo work trip to Saudi.

She had been told to get herself a burkah (which she bought off e bay) and had to don before getting off the aircraft.

When she got to her hotel she found a strange woman in the room. This turned out to be her compulsory indoor minder who had to share the room with her  eeek: eeek:

 noooo: noooo:
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Re: This is your chaperone
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2013, 08:15:47 PM »
Why the comedy thread ......... rubschin:
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Re: This is your chaperone
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2013, 08:27:32 PM »
She was outraged and I laffed. Apparently the chaperone snored and farted  point:
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Re: This is your chaperone
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2013, 10:28:54 PM »
Are you certain you aren't posting from Saudi under a berkah  rubschin:
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Re: This is your chaperone
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2013, 10:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2013, 10:28:54 PM
Are you certain you aren't posting from Saudi under a berkah  rubschin:

No Grumpy he's tied up here at the moment  ::) noooo:
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Re: This is your chaperone
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2013, 03:52:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 19, 2013, 07:15:08 PM
Met an old mate today (a laydee) who had just got back from a solo work trip to Saudi.

She had been told to get herself a burkah (which she bought off e bay) and had to don before getting off the aircraft.

When she got to her hotel she found a strange woman in the room. This turned out to be her compulsory indoor minder who had to share the room with her  eeek: eeek:

That would throw me into a total tuck........................I seriously don't think would have hung around for even the first night  eeek:
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