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Ticking the right boxes
« on: November 25, 2013, 12:41:24 PM »
Working on a bid for a contract. University.  evil:  The Equal Opps stuff is beyond ludicrous. I am actually jave to write an Equal Opps policy for myself  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2013, 01:21:12 PM »
On your PC ....... rubschin:
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2013, 01:22:50 PM »
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2013, 01:33:13 PM »
Nothing worse than a tick in your box. Probably why we lost to the Aussies.  noooo:
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2013, 01:38:01 PM »
Tell them you have a medical condition  ie: talcum powder dependency



Or tell them you can stride the same length as a woman and claim compensation  whistle:
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2013, 01:48:35 PM »
the section on equal opportunity for "demanding kids" should be interesting   ;)

Seriously, much sympathy Nick.  Nowadays not only do you need to be good you have to prove you had a plan to be good and have documented proof that you and yours were good at all times. 
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2013, 01:49:56 PM »
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2013, 01:54:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 25, 2013, 01:49:56 PM
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:

What on earth were the 12 options
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2013, 01:55:42 PM »
I will tell you when you are older  whistle:
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2013, 01:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on November 25, 2013, 01:54:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 25, 2013, 01:49:56 PM
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:

What on earth were the 12 options
what a sheltered life you've led
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2013, 01:58:53 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 25, 2013, 01:58:01 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 25, 2013, 01:54:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 25, 2013, 01:49:56 PM
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:

What on earth were the 12 options
what a sheltered life you've led

It's a different 12 for a laydee of course.
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2013, 01:59:32 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 25, 2013, 01:58:01 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 25, 2013, 01:54:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 25, 2013, 01:49:56 PM
This is the same mob who asked about my sexuality and offered me 12 options to choose from  Shocked:

What on earth were the 12 options
what a sheltered life you've led

Blameless, that's me  .................
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2013, 02:06:53 PM »
Well I've racked my silly little blond brain cells and I can only (without surfing the net for it, which I probably don't want to do) come up with:

1.Heterosexual
2.Lesbian
3.Homosexual
4.Bisexual
5.Transgender
6.Transvestite
7.Celibate
8.Married

so what are
9
10
11
and
12

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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2013, 02:08:19 PM »
I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience  sad24:
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Re: Ticking the right boxes
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2013, 02:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 25, 2013, 02:08:19 PM
I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience  sad24:

To be fair, she was kafflik.....  noooo:
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