Ticking the right boxes

[Landlady]

I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience 

That was my joke one 

Oh you are a bit tetchy today 

[Barman]

I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience 

That was my joke one 

Oh you are a bit tetchy today 

I 'spec he is worried about keeping your oven clean when he cooks for the Smuggers Christmas Party like.....

[Nick]

I am not cleaning her bloody oven 

[Barman]

I am not cleaning her bloody oven 

I could get a flip-flop in after.... 

[Nick]

The Latvian Triplets are quite versatile, but they don't come cheap

[apc2010]

I don't think married is a sexuality. Quite the opposite in my experience 

That was my joke one 

Oh you are a bit tetchy today 

I 'spec he is worried about keeping your oven clean when he cooks for the Smuggers Christmas Party like.....

 

[Grumpmeister]

With those 2 buggers left unsupervised the oven may be the only thing still in one piece by the time LL returns.... 

[Barman]

The Latvian Triplets are quite versatile, but they don't come cheap

 

[Steve]

Well I've racked my silly little blond brain cells and I can only (without surfing the net for it, which I probably don't want to do) come up with:

1.Heterosexual
2.Lesbian
3.Homosexual
4.Bisexual
5.Transgender
6.Transvestite
7.Celibate
8.Married

so what are
9
10
11
and
12

 

On noes don't go searching for that 

Here's how I as a boring old bloke wot fancies women worked it out like

Ignoring illegal stuff, siamese twins and domination stuff (eurgghh) or even maggots  I start with 6 possible gender variants

Male 
Female 
Hermaphrodite (both bits) 
Sexless (none)   
Transgender M->F (bits lopped off) 
Transgender F-M (bits constructed?) 

So [geek mode] there are 6!/2 unique combinations of which type fancies which type and that's over 300!   They must have slimmed it down a bit to get 12   [/geek mode].   And I suspect we'd all find ~11 of those a bit sus. 

[Darwins Selection]

Well I've racked my silly little blond brain cells and I can only (without surfing the net for it, which I probably don't want to do) come up with:

1.Heterosexual
2.Lesbian
3.Homosexual
4.Bisexual
5.Transgender
6.Transvestite
7.Celibate
8.Married

so what are
9
10
11
and
12

 

On noes don't go searching for that 

Here's how I as a boring old bloke wot fancies women worked it out like

Ignoring illegal stuff, siamese twins and domination stuff (eurgghh) or even maggots  I start with 6 possible gender variants

Male 
Female 
Hermaphrodite (both bits) 
Sexless (none)   
Transgender M->F (bits lopped off) 
Transgender F-M (bits constructed?) 

So [geek mode] there are 6!/2 unique combinations of which type fancies which type and that's over 300!   They must have slimmed it down a bit to get 12   [/geek mode].   And I suspect we'd all find ~11 of those a bit sus.

[pedant]Your mathematical prowess arriving at 300+ combinations is not in doubt, but Nicks form required him , as I understood it, to select which of 12 categories applied to him, not which category applied and which category would he choose for physical congress. [/pedant]

[Nick]

It never said anything about donkeys 

[Barman]

It never said anything about donkeys 

Goats...?

[Landlady]

It never said anything about donkeys 

But what were the twelve options............................Seriously I am interested what they could possibly put on the form without getting themselves into deep do do.............................plus I can still only come up with 7 normal ones and actually 9 or 10 if I add the other possibilities I'd rather not think about

Juts scan the page of the form in and let us know 

[Darwins Selection]

It never said anything about donkeys 

But what were the twelve options............................Seriously I am interested what they could possibly put on the form without getting themselves into deep do do.............................plus I can still only come up with 7 normal ones and actually 9 or 10 if I add the other possibilities I'd rather not think about

Juts scan the page of the form in and let us know 

^^^^^^^^^^
Wot she said 

[Nick]

Online.

I ticked "Other"