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Offline Cool Hand Luke

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Zagreb
« on: November 26, 2013, 05:47:16 PM »
The average Brit has proven him/herself over the past 50 years to have the brain of a pea. They were handy in World War 2, but we all know now that was an anomaly.

The responses to my simple request for info on Bulgaria were nothing short of imbecilic.

Cool Hand is nothing if not forgiving, however, and he now asks a serious question because he is a serious man: is there anything worth seeing in Zagreb ?

I fear that you cretins will:

A.  Think Zagreb plays for Real Madrid;

B.  Think that the best thing to come out of Zagreb is the road to Belgrade;

C.  Have never been anywhere except North Swindon and West Pissouri;

D.  Find it highly amusing to play with your emoticons.

Nevertheless, if anyone has an IQ which exceeds their shoe size and has been to Zagreb, a sensible reply would make Cool happy.
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Offline apc2010

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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 05:49:26 PM »
 rubschin:
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Offline Miss Adventure

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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2013, 05:51:21 PM »
You could be on dangerous ground here Cool, you lot have only been in one war without us and you got done!

Not been to Zagreb
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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2013, 05:52:04 PM »
Is it an anagram?
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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2013, 05:53:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 26, 2013, 05:52:04 PM
Is it an anagram?

Of colonial convicts......... rubschin:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2013, 05:54:17 PM »
In am sure this will meet your requirements:

English Pub in Zagreb
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Offline Cool Hand Luke

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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2013, 06:16:30 PM »
Good point, Miss Adventure. We bailed the Poms out twice, but no-one could save the Yanks.

Thanks, Darwin's Selection. It's good to have a contribution from someone of your obvious calibre.

I note, though, that no dogs are allowed, so that counts out Ms Cool.
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Offline Cool Hand Luke

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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2013, 06:19:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 26, 2013, 05:52:04 PM
Is it an anagram?

Strangely enough, it's on the Danube, which is crossed by Barge Z.
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2013, 06:26:58 PM »
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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2013, 06:31:52 PM »
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Offline Cool Hand Luke

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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2013, 06:33:32 PM »
Thanks, Moan, appreciated.

Snowing in Belgrade as we speak, and colder than a mother-in-law's kiss.
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Offline Miss Adventure

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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2013, 06:37:16 PM »
Bet you wish you had packed your thermals Cool, you'll be nithered before you know it.
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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2013, 06:38:01 PM »
My shoe size is 43....  Thumbs:
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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2013, 06:39:09 PM »
Like a clown? I am an 11  angel1
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Re: Zagreb
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2013, 06:39:35 PM »
 Freezy: Just for you, I know how much you like them
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