Zagreb

[Cool Hand Luke]

Where I come from, Steve, charm is a character fault, men are men, and sheep are nervous.

[Miss Adventure]

I always thought that where you come from men are men and so are the women...

[Miss Adventure]

Hi Cool! Glad that Zagreb was a good destination - no poisonings or muggings to report? Where to now? We are going back to the scene of the crime on Saturday night - BM has booked us in for a vertical wine-tasting, whatever that is...

Which crime scene ? The salmonella crime scene or the Greek yum cha crime scene ? Incidentally, I can see why the Bulgarian at Pissouri beach wants to stay in Cyprus. I hate to admit it, but the Bulgarians in Bulgaria make the Brits in Cyprus look good. Probably not the Brits in the UK, though.

Where are you off to despoil next...? I'll start another thread for you....

The salmonella one. I've booked Monday off work just as a precaution. Glad to see that you are trying hard to improve Anglo-Aussie relations. Sir Les would be proud of you

[Barman]

I always thought that where you come from men are men and so are the women...

Mrs. Luke won't like that! 

[Miss Adventure]

Ooer, I was forgetting about Ms Cool I take it back

[Cool Hand Luke]

I always thought that where you come from men are men and so are the women...

Just in case of confusion, let me state that Cool Hand has never had relations with a male sheep, although there was one night which I can't quite remember. There were attractive goats in Bulgaria, but they were all spoken for.

Very courageous of Miss A to return to see Harry of Pissouri. He makes Jack the Ripper look like Mother Teresa.

Cool Hand is now off to show the Sheila of Slovenia what a red-blooded Aussie can do.

[Barman]

Ooer, I was forgetting about Ms Cool I take it back

 

[Miss Adventure]

 

Ooer, I was forgetting about Ms Cool I take it back

 

[Barman]

I always thought that where you come from men are men and so are the women...

Just in case of confusion, let me state that Cool Hand has never had relations with a male sheep, although there was one night which I can't quite remember. There were attractive goats in Bulgaria, but they were all spoken for.

Very courageous of Miss A to return to see Harry of Pissouri. He makes Jack the Ripper look like Mother Teresa.

Cool Hand is now off to show the Sheila of Slovenia what a red-blooded Aussie can do.

I'm sure your charm, wit and repartee will not be wasted on the fine laydees of Slovenia..... 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Thanks, Barman. It's worked everywhere but Stockton-on-Tees.

[Barman]

Thanks, Barman. It's worked everywhere but Pissouri.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Thanks, Barman. It's worked everywhere but Pissouri.

 

Cool Hand does draw the line at Greeks and Poms: a man does need to have some standards.

[The Moan Ranger]

Mr Luke is an Aussie? 

[Steve]

Mr Luke is an Aussie? 

With arrogance like that more like an NZer methunks

[Darwins Selection]

Mr Luke is an Aussie? 

I think he is a fine cheeky chappy and my Grandfather would be proud to see that spirit in a descendant of someone he transported.