A relief to see Darwin in form. As far as I can see his IQ equals the combined IQ of the rest of you.
Good thinking by my ancestor: steal a loaf of bread and get a free trip to Godzone country. The only drawback was the presence of bog Irish on the ship.
The big mistake we made was to keep letting whingeing Poms in after the war, although I suppose it saved sending them food parcels of dripping and tripe. Thank heavens they now go to Cyprus instead.
Oh, and my father was a Kiwi, which might explain Cool Hand's fondness for sheep.