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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2013, 02:52:00 PM »
. . .  if she was on the bugle surely she would lose a few pounds....
You are correct.

Here is a picture taken before she discovered opiates.




Such a pretty girl really and all we've manage to do today is reduce her to variations of body shape  ::)

I fear some of our members may have reduced her still further. noooo:

I agree - sorry didn't mean to have a go at my favourite Farmer..............not having surrender: a great day

Apologies

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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2013, 02:53:20 PM »
I bet if you poked her with a stick she would explode  rubschin:
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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #47 on: November 27, 2013, 03:40:04 PM »
. . .  if she was on the bugle surely she would lose a few pounds....
You are correct.

Here is a picture taken before she discovered opiates.




Such a pretty girl really and all we've manage to do today is reduce her to variations of body shape  ::)

I fear some of our members may have reduced her still further. noooo:

I agree - sorry didn't mean to have a go at my favourite Farmer..............not having surrender: a great day

Apologies

If that was 'having a go' you need to up your game my girl. ;)

Save your apologies for BM's dinner.  whistle:
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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2013, 03:52:08 PM »
. . .  if she was on the bugle surely she would lose a few pounds....
You are correct.

Here is a picture taken before she discovered opiates.




Such a pretty girl really and all we've manage to do today is reduce her to variations of body shape  ::)

I fear some of our members may have reduced her still further. noooo:

I agree - sorry didn't mean to have a go at my favourite Farmer..............not having surrender: a great day

Apologies

If that was 'having a go' you need to up your game my girl. ;)

Save your apologies for BM's dinner.  whistle:

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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #49 on: November 27, 2013, 04:18:45 PM »
. . .  if she was on the bugle surely she would lose a few pounds....
You are correct.

Here is a picture taken before she discovered opiates.




Such a pretty girl really and all we've manage to do today is reduce her to variations of body shape  ::)

I fear some of our members may have reduced her still further. noooo:

I agree - sorry didn't mean to have a go at my favourite Farmer..............not having surrender: a great day

Apologies

Hope that it got better LL:. happy100 happy100
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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #50 on: November 27, 2013, 04:20:22 PM »
Has she got a rash? eeek:
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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #51 on: November 27, 2013, 05:04:26 PM »
Has she got a rash? eeek:

I fear it may be worse according to Apey.

Just read it, how awful, has put me right off! 

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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2013, 03:08:19 AM »
Nigella Lawson, off her tits, snorting coke?

Don't care.

Nigella Lawson, snorting coke, off her tits?

You have my attention.

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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #53 on: November 28, 2013, 05:54:35 AM »
Nigella Lawson, off her tits, snorting coke?

Don't care.

Nigella Lawson, snorting coke, off her tits?

You have my attention.

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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #54 on: November 28, 2013, 05:56:26 AM »
Nigella Lawson, off her tits, snorting coke?

Don't care.

Nigella Lawson, snorting coke, off her tits?

You have my attention.

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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #55 on: November 28, 2013, 06:01:02 AM »
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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #56 on: November 28, 2013, 09:31:18 AM »
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Nigella is on drugs
« Reply #59 on: November 28, 2013, 06:15:58 PM »
The gloves are off in this trial. How are the booby fallen
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