The art of inconsiderate standing

[boogs]

Sorry MIss D. 

Hope there was no reoccurrence this morning ....

[Landlady]

You are all standing in the way of my poor thread 

I'm not honestly 
I even attempted a relevant rant about people who just suddenly veer off, loft or right, without warning  surrender:o
I would also like to add the mongs who make a sudden emergency stop (again without warning) and then when you bump into them turn around are glare......................muntards 

[Miss Demeanour]

Agreed 

As are shop window browsers that are in the pavement middle lane 

Go near the frickin window if you want to peruse the contents 

[miss Tchevious]

I don't understand why when some arse stops infront of you suddenly, or rams the back of your heel with a shopping trolley we always say sorry, even when it is clearly the fault of the other numpty.

Also, the local market we use has quite narrow aisles, yet the inconsiderate bastards always walk off to do their shopping, leaving baskets and trolleys at the end so you can't get through. I think I may start wheeling them to the other end of the building and have a laugh watching the ignorant fuckers trying to find their shopping.

A lot of swearing, I realise, but I'm with Miss D on this. 

[Nick]

Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin

[miss Tchevious]

Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin

Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till 

[Baldy]

Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin

Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till 

Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?

Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.

[Nick]

WTF is a snail container 

[The Moan Ranger]

Is it time for my "why do women have legs?" joke?

[Nick]

Yes

[miss Tchevious]

Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin

Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till 

Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?

Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.

they have moved it  its now near the till.

And Nick, a snail container is a big metal box containing live snails  to eat. They are huge at the moment and yummy. 

[miss Tchevious]

Is it time for my "why do women have legs?" joke?

 

[Nick]

Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin

Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till 

Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?

Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.

they have moved it  its now near the till.

And Nick, a snail container is a big metal box containing live snails  to eat. They are huge at the moment and yummy. 

Awaits Miss D

[miss Tchevious]

Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin

Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till 

Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?

Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.

they have moved it  its now near the till.

And Nick, a snail container is a big metal box containing live snails  to eat. They are huge at the moment and yummy. 

Awaits Miss D

You would think they should be on the wrongness list but they are gorgeous. If you like things like mussels and stuff  nom nom nom.

Its not nice when you run over an escapee with your trolley though  I always feel so bad.

[Barman]

Supermarkets should have parking areas so that people who want to yak can do so without blocking the aisles. Needless to say, they are always wimmin

Not always, I had to take a millionteen mile detour the other day cos of all the fat rude men chatting by the snail container. I clearly needed to pass, but they all completely ignored me. I was two foot from the bloody till 

Since when did a supermarket have a snail container two foot from the till?

Me thinks you are exaggerating Foggy.

they have moved it  its now near the till.

And Nick, a snail container is a big metal box containing live snails  to eat. They are huge at the moment and yummy. 

Awaits Miss D

You would think they should be on the wrongness list but they are gorgeous. If you like things like mussels and stuff  nom nom nom.

Its not nice when you run over an escapee with your trolley though  I always feel so bad.