Happy countries

[Baldy]

My mates gave me a one-way ticket. Can't quite work out why.

Like the original visitors.......

 

[Darwins Selection]

Yet another thread degenerates into inanity. At least Miss A and Moan can make a reasonable comment and show a bit of fight, unlike the rest of you who think it's somehow witty to press buttons mindlessly. When you blokes are in a real bar, do you just hold up signs with smiley faces ?

Where's Darwin when you need him? It wouldn't surprise me if he held the key to happiness.

I do, but sadly the lock is jammed.

Mind you, I am on the other side of the door.

[Steve]

Good point, Steve. Do you think if I steal a loaf of bread they'll pay my fare home ?

Yes if you do it violently enough

[Cool Hand Luke]

Yet another thread degenerates into inanity. At least Miss A and Moan can make a reasonable comment and show a bit of fight, unlike the rest of you who think it's somehow witty to press buttons mindlessly. When you blokes are in a real bar, do you just hold up signs with smiley faces ?

Where's Darwin when you need him? It wouldn't surprise me if he held the key to happiness.

I do, but sadly the lock is jammed.

Mind you, I am on the other side of the door.

At least give us a hint of what it's like on that side. Have you encountered any vestal virgins ?

[Cool Hand Luke]

Good point, Steve. Do you think if I steal a loaf of bread they'll pay my fare home ?

No, but you could seek asylum in the UK if caught..... 

Are "asylum" and "UK" synonyms ?

[Steve]

Good point, Steve. Do you think if I steal a loaf of bread they'll pay my fare home ?

No, but you could seek asylum in the UK if caught..... 

Are "asylum" and "UK" synonyms ?

Oh yes, on arrival any Heathrow all antipodeans should ask for directions to Asylum.  It will save you so much time

[Cool Hand Luke]

I suspect choosing a direction at random would be adequate.

Do people actually fly IN to Heathrow ?

[Barman]

I suspect choosing a direction at random would be adequate.

Do people actually fly IN to Heathrow ?

Not in a Glasgow bar sort of way..... 

[Miss Adventure]

A question for Cool Hand: why do you think that the happiest countries on the register until you get to Aussie are generally a) cold, b) dark, c) have expensive grog?

[Cool Hand Luke]

The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.

[Miss Adventure]

The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.

That explains it then, man at his basest

[Miss Demeanour]

The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.

And what about the women ? 

[Nick]

 

[Baldy]

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.

And what about the women ? 

Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?