Happy countries

[Baldy]

The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.

And what about the women ? 

Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?

Miss D rests her case. 

[Nick]

The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.

And what about the women ? 

Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?

Miss D rests her case and about 50 handbags. 

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.

And what about the women ? 

Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?

Miss D rests her case and about 50 handbags. 

 

Cool Hand is attempting to establish whether they surveyed women for the Happy Countries Index.
Cool Hand is currently increasing the happiness of women in Budapest. Not much of a challenge.

[Barman]

The Scandinavian countries are stacked with gorgeous nymphomanical blondes who do it in the dark with no alcohol required to get them going.

And what about the women ? 

Cool Hand, although noted for his understanding of the female psyche, doesn't understand the question. What about women, indeed ?

Miss D rests her case and about 50 handbags. 

 

Cool Hand is attempting to establish whether they surveyed women for the Happy Countries Index.
Cool Hand is currently increasing the happiness of women in Budapest. Not much of a challenge.

Barman is replying to CHL in the third person.....

[Cool Hand Luke]

I appreciate that.

[Nick]

So is Nick

[Barman]

I appreciate that.

But does Cool Hand....? 

[Nick]

Evidently some sort of psychological disorder 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I appreciate that.

But does Cool Hand....? 

Cool Hand also appreciates it. Thanks for asking.

Why isn't Miss D biting ?  Disappointing.

[The Moan Ranger]

TMR wonders if CHL is a leftie?

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

TMR wonders if CHL is a leftie?

A socialist???? 

[Landlady]

I appreciate that.

But does Cool Hand....? 

Cool Hand also appreciates it. Thanks for asking.

Why isn't Miss D biting ?  Disappointing.

LL has heard the rumour of Cool Hand enjoying a bite from Miss D ..............................heavens sakes!

[Cool Hand Luke]

Cool Hand reckons that the average Brit Cypriot is to the right of Genghis. He certainly enjoyed the Tito exhibition in Ljubljana. Last time he was in the UK he was campaigning for Arthur Scargill. Draw your own conclusions, fascists.

Trying to decide, Landlady, whether being bitten by Miss D would be worthwhile. Whether it would be better than a Hungarian mother and daughter team is open to conjecture.

[Miss Demeanour]

I appreciate that.

But does Cool Hand....? 

Cool Hand also appreciates it. Thanks for asking.

Why isn't Miss D biting ?  Disappointing.

Oh Miss D doesn't fancy biting ......she fancies snapping and going completely banonkers