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Su Pollard
« on: December 06, 2013, 06:33:40 PM »
Well. I knew her as a teenager. Pink Sis launched her on Opportunity Knocks. I have met her since  evil:

She is a successful twat: a very annoying category.

Panto in Nottingham this year and she is rivalling Mandela for airtime  cussing:

She doesn't act, that is what she is like  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

ANd she is in panto with David Hasslehoff cussing:.

I need a gun  Angry9: Angry9:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2013, 06:39:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 06:33:40 PM
Well. I knew her as a teenager. Pink Sis launched her on Opportunity Knocks. I have met her since  evil:

She is a successful twat: a very annoying category.

Panto in Nottingham this year and she is rivalling Mandela for airtime  cussing:

She doesn't act, that is what she is like  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

ANd she is in panto with David Hasslehoff cussing:.

I need a gun  Angry9: Angry9:

Make her a cake........ Thumbs:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2013, 06:41:46 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2013, 06:50:53 PM »
I blame Pink Sis....  noooo:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2013, 06:54:48 PM »
Did she used to have a cracking pair of legs.......... rubschin:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2013, 06:56:40 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 06, 2013, 06:54:48 PM
Did she used to have a cracking pair of legs.......... rubschin:

Pink prolly....
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2013, 06:58:54 PM »
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2013, 06:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:

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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2013, 07:05:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:

She left the bathroom for a piss,,,,, eeek:  where did she go...... rubschin:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2013, 07:07:59 PM »
In a laydee cubicle  ;)
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2013, 07:15:31 PM »
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2013, 07:56:20 PM »
Can you get free tickets to the panto....  redface:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2013, 08:02:42 PM »
Quote from: boogs on December 06, 2013, 07:56:20 PM
Can you get free tickets to the panto....  redface:

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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2013, 08:10:18 PM »
She is behind me  scared2:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2013, 08:17:49 PM »
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