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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2013, 08:25:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 08:10:18 PM
She is behind me  scared2:

Oh no she's not. Pollard is ghastly. Pink sis has done us a great dis-service and has gone down considerably in my estimation. noooo:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2013, 10:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 07:07:59 PM
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2013, 12:09:21 AM »
Quote from: Steve on December 06, 2013, 10:26:46 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 07:07:59 PM
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

 lol: lol: lol:  I lived in Nottingham in 1973 and went in the Co-op regularly...  Lived in The YWCA Shakespeare Street  :thumbsup:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2013, 06:48:41 AM »
Quote from: Steve on December 06, 2013, 10:26:46 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 07:07:59 PM
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

Case closed - well done Private Dick Steve....  Thumbs:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2013, 05:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2013, 06:48:41 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 06, 2013, 10:26:46 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 07:07:59 PM
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

Case closed - well done Private Dick Steve....  Thumbs:

I thought Dick Steve was a corporal . . .
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2013, 06:37:47 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 07, 2013, 05:01:15 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 07, 2013, 06:48:41 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 06, 2013, 10:26:46 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 06:58:54 PM
No, but she had a singing voice like a foghorn.  noooo:

In 1973 she had the job of delivering paypackets to staff at the Nottm Co op. SHe left the whole lot in a bathroom while she went for a piss. When she came out they had all gone  eeek:

Including mine evil:
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 06, 2013, 07:07:59 PM
In a laydee cubicle  ;)

And there ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have the proof it was Nick wot dunnit as only the thief could have known . . . . .

Case closed - well done Private Dick Steve....  Thumbs:

I thought Dick Steve was a corporal . . .
He was thinking of Private Parts,
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2013, 06:45:52 PM »
Is it time for my Captain Pugwash joke?
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2013, 06:54:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 07, 2013, 06:45:52 PM
Is it time for my Captain Pugwash joke?

Yes it is!  Thumbs:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2013, 06:55:38 PM »
Can't be arsed  noooo:

It involves pyjamas if that helps
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2013, 06:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 07, 2013, 06:55:38 PM
Can't be arsed  noooo:

It involves pyjamas if that helps

no, we're all waiting now like.... Popcorn:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2013, 07:00:49 PM »
On a different tack, has anyone here ever done pyjama fighting?  rubschin:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2013, 07:04:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 07, 2013, 07:00:49 PM
On a different tack, has anyone here ever done pyjama fighting?  rubschin:
Does that include getting the string back in the trousers?
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2013, 07:11:33 PM »
It may do  whistle:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2013, 10:49:48 PM »
You'll be needing a blanket pin then.   rubschin:
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Re: Su Pollard
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2013, 10:51:57 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 07, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
You'll be needing a blanket pin then.   rubschin:

A peg...? ::)
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