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Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:13:30 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster Your wine fridge is empty too.... Draino
Quote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster Your wine fridge is empty too....
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster
Quote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp....
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of dates
Quote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin?
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that....
Quote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that....
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs.....
No eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso!
Quote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:47:34 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:13:30 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster Your wine fridge is empty too.... Draino Order booze... and gas....
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:53:34 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:47:34 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:13:30 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster Your wine fridge is empty too.... Draino Order booze... and gas.... Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type
Quote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:56:08 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:53:34 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:47:34 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:13:30 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster Your wine fridge is empty too.... Draino Order booze... and gas.... Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type I'll bring Morecambe & Wise.... and a frozen duck....
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:58:57 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:56:08 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:53:34 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:47:34 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:13:30 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster Your wine fridge is empty too.... Draino Order booze... and gas.... Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type I'll bring Morecambe & Wise.... and a frozen duck.... I have no plans next week.
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 11, 2013, 07:04:00 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:58:57 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:56:08 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:53:34 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:47:34 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:13:30 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster Your wine fridge is empty too.... Draino Order booze... and gas.... Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type I'll bring Morecambe & Wise.... and a frozen duck.... I have no plans next week. You r very welcome
Going to Larnaca...I'll do my shopping on the way back at Alpha Omega Skarinou....They have a big Mackery there too!
Quote from: Barman on December 12, 2013, 08:58:35 AMGoing to Larnaca...I'll do my shopping on the way back at Alpha Omega Skarinou....They have a big Mackery there too! I want a McDs now......
The russian fruit market (garden of eden) now make their own sausages ,,,,lovely better and cheaper than the "sausage man".......
Quote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 07:08:55 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on December 11, 2013, 07:04:00 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:58:57 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:56:08 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:53:34 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:47:34 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:13:30 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster Your wine fridge is empty too.... Draino Order booze... and gas.... Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type I'll bring Morecambe & Wise.... and a frozen duck.... I have no plans next week. You r very welcome She won't be helping you cook or wash up - she'll be on the Rohypnol...
Quote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 07:10:28 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 07:08:55 PMQuote from: miss Tchevious on December 11, 2013, 07:04:00 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:58:57 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:56:08 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:53:34 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:47:34 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:13:30 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:11:17 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 06:06:16 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 06:04:35 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 05:59:26 PMQuote from: Miss Adventure on December 11, 2013, 05:32:41 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2013, 04:51:03 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:49:36 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 11, 2013, 04:44:44 PMQuote from: Barman on December 11, 2013, 04:00:20 PMNo eggs! What goes with gammon.....? Collapso! Chips......... in the chipper...........or Miss A must have eggs..... Oh noes, I think she is past that.... Oi!! I am here you know, you cheeky hound - I shall give you a clattering with my rolling pin when I see you next...I am sitting in your house with the heating on full.... You think I can't hide your rolling pin? You think I don't have a Larnaca rolling pin as well? Don't eat my chocky or that box of datesBuuurrrpppp.... Pigster Your wine fridge is empty too.... Draino Order booze... and gas.... Just been to Lidls, stocked up on your fav collapso economico, also 2 turkeys, a pheasant and some mince pies - Swillmore is road testing the latter as we type I'll bring Morecambe & Wise.... and a frozen duck.... I have no plans next week. You r very welcome She won't be helping you cook or wash up - she'll be on the Rohypnol... still, it will save me bringing a bottle.
