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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #120 on: March 17, 2014, 09:24:16 AM »
Trying not to tell the elderly German bloke on the balcony next door that his thong is rather ill fitting  sick2:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #121 on: March 17, 2014, 09:31:47 AM »
'Oi you put your bollocks away' might do the trick.  angel1
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #122 on: March 17, 2014, 09:32:28 AM »
What is that in German? rubschin:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #123 on: March 17, 2014, 10:12:48 AM »
Oi Sie Bollocks weggeräumt......Apparently  angel1
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #124 on: March 17, 2014, 10:14:03 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 10:12:48 AM
Oi Sie Bollocks weggeräumt......Apparently  angel1

You should prolly add "bitte" on the end like....  Thumbs:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #125 on: March 17, 2014, 10:57:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2014, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 10:12:48 AM
Oi Sie Bollocks weggeräumt......Apparently  angel1

You should prolly add "bitte" on the end like....  Thumbs:

Or more politely:

Ich hoffe, Sie werden Ihre Badebekleidung gut aussehend entfernen.

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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #126 on: March 17, 2014, 12:45:40 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 17, 2014, 10:57:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2014, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 10:12:48 AM
Oi Sie Bollocks weggeräumt......Apparently  angel1

You should prolly add "bitte" on the end like....  Thumbs:

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Ich hoffe, Sie werden Ihre Badebekleidung gut aussehend entfernen.

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Bad Baldy.    Spank2:  Sinister: happy001
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #127 on: March 17, 2014, 01:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 12:45:40 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 17, 2014, 10:57:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2014, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 10:12:48 AM
Oi Sie Bollocks weggeräumt......Apparently  angel1

You should prolly add "bitte" on the end like....  Thumbs:

Or more politely:

Ich hoffe, Sie werden Ihre Badebekleidung gut aussehend entfernen.

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Bad Baldy.    Spank2:  Sinister: happy001

Oh noes, worthy:  Baldy

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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #128 on: March 17, 2014, 03:32:59 PM »
He's gone very quiet. I wonder how forceful the bare bollocked Bavarian was/is.   scared2: scared2:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #129 on: March 17, 2014, 04:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 03:32:59 PM
He's gone very quiet. I wonder how forceful the bare bollocked Bavarian was/is.   scared2: scared2:

Nick is currently biting the pillow and his face prolly looks like.... eeek:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #130 on: March 17, 2014, 04:23:27 PM »



He will need the special VP cushion later.
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #131 on: March 17, 2014, 04:24:45 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 17, 2014, 04:14:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 03:32:59 PM
He's gone very quiet. I wonder how forceful the bare bollocked Bavarian was/is.   scared2: scared2:

Nick is currently biting the pillow and his face prolly looks like.... eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

You think he has cocked up and booked into one of those gayer places...?  rubschin:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #132 on: March 17, 2014, 04:26:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2014, 04:24:45 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 17, 2014, 04:14:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 03:32:59 PM
He's gone very quiet. I wonder how forceful the bare bollocked Bavarian was/is.   scared2: scared2:

Nick is currently biting the pillow and his face prolly looks like.... eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

You think he has cocked up and booked into one of those gayer places...?  rubschin:

 drumroll:  if you meant the pun ......I doubt it tho........ noooo:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #133 on: March 17, 2014, 04:27:39 PM »
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #134 on: March 17, 2014, 04:28:44 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2014, 04:26:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2014, 04:24:45 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 17, 2014, 04:14:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 03:32:59 PM
He's gone very quiet. I wonder how forceful the bare bollocked Bavarian was/is.   scared2: scared2:

Nick is currently biting the pillow and his face prolly looks like.... eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

You think he has cocked up and booked into one of those gayer places...?  rubschin:

 drumroll:  if you meant the pun ......I doubt it tho........ noooo:

I bleddy did!  cussing:
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