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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2014, 06:33:39 PM »
Why?

His car has packed up and he is too tight to get a taxi.... ::)

Why don't you go over and give him a lift - good deed for the type thingo? After all, it is his birthday...

I've been pouring Leffe Blond and Stella down me throat so he couldn't guzzle it on Wednesday.....  redface:

You're supposed to share nicely

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I bought him some cheap Lidl beer....

Hmmm, fairy snuff I spose, unless it's in those silly little bottles, no good to anyone, a bit like giving a donkey one oat noooo:

Of course not....  redface:
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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #46 on: January 27, 2014, 06:34:24 PM »
Why?

His car has packed up and he is too tight to get a taxi.... ::)

Why don't you go over and give him a lift - good deed for the type thingo? After all, it is his birthday...

I've been pouring Leffe Blond and Stella down me throat so he couldn't guzzle it on Wednesday.....  redface:

You're supposed to share nicely

 redface:

I bought him some cheap Lidl beer....

Hmmm, fairy snuff I spose, unless it's in those silly little bottles, no good to anyone, a bit like giving a donkey one oat noooo:

I wil get my oats from you......... Thumbs:

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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2014, 06:35:07 PM »
Why?

His car has packed up and he is too tight to get a taxi.... ::)

Why don't you go over and give him a lift - good deed for the type thingo? After all, it is his birthday...

I've been pouring Leffe Blond and Stella down me throat so he couldn't guzzle it on Wednesday.....  redface:

You're supposed to share nicely

 redface:

I bought him some cheap Lidl beer....

Hmmm, fairy snuff I spose, unless it's in those silly little bottles, no good to anyone, a bit like giving a donkey one oat noooo:

I wil get my oats from you......... Thumbs:

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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #48 on: January 27, 2014, 06:38:03 PM »
All very sad  sad24: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #49 on: January 27, 2014, 06:43:50 PM »
All very sad  sad24: noooo: noooo: noooo:

She would eat him alive and spit out his dry husk....  noooo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #50 on: January 27, 2014, 06:45:10 PM »
Who?  eeek:

ANd what is her number?
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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2014, 06:46:36 PM »
Who?  eeek:

ANd what is her number?

Miss A and her big jugs....

I could sell you her number like....  whistle:
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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2014, 06:47:45 PM »
No, I have that ta. ANd a discount angel1
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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #53 on: January 27, 2014, 06:55:38 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #54 on: January 27, 2014, 06:57:47 PM »
All very sad  sad24: noooo: noooo: noooo:

She would eat him alive and spit out his dry husk....  noooo:

An oats joke .............well done ......the Apey n B tour...... rubschin:

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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #55 on: January 27, 2014, 07:00:49 PM »
All very sad  sad24: noooo: noooo: noooo:

She would eat him alive and spit out his dry husk....  noooo:

An oats joke .............well done ......the Apey n B tour...... rubschin:

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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2014, 07:14:00 PM »
No, I have that ta. ANd a discount angel1

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Charming - a perfect end to a shite day ::) I think I'll toddle off to bed now and start again tomorrow noooo:

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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2014, 07:15:09 PM »
No, I have that ta. ANd a discount angel1

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Charming - a perfect end to a shite day ::) I think I'll toddle off to bed now and start again tomorrow noooo:

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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2014, 07:17:22 PM »
No, I have that ta. ANd a discount angel1

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Charming - a perfect end to a shite day ::) I think I'll toddle off to bed now and start again tomorrow noooo:

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Re: Happy Birthday Apey!!!!
« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2014, 07:20:16 PM »
 sad32: sad32:
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