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The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« on: February 15, 2014, 08:31:47 PM »
She has sent me a card! scared2:  Which means she has found out my address  scared2:

SHe is bonkers  scared2: 

This one my run and run  scared2:
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2014, 08:33:24 PM »
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2014, 08:35:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 15, 2014, 08:31:47 PM
She has sent me a card! scared2:  Which means she has found out my address  scared2:

SHe is bonkers  scared2: 

This one my run and run  scared2:

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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2014, 08:37:31 PM »
Local nutter. She was a neighbour of my parents and I babysat her son in the 70s. She changed her name to Mrs Beating Drum (on account of being an Apache like  ::))

I ran into her again a couple of weeks back. Now she is on my tail  scared2: 

(She is 80 and has her hair in bunches)

Married a kleptomaniac. The man who stole the TV and VHS from his son's school the day it was unveiled by the mayor after the klepto had spent a year raising the cash to buy it  noooo:
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2014, 08:40:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 15, 2014, 08:37:31 PM
Local nutter. She was a neighbour of my parents and I babysat her son in the 70s. She changed her name to Mrs Beating Drum (on account of being an Apache like  ::))

I ran into her again a couple of weeks back. Now she is on my tail  scared2: 

(She is 80 and has her hair in bunches)

Married a kleptomaniac. The man who stole the TV and VHS from his son's school the day it was unveiled by the mayor after the klepto had spent a year raising the cash to buy it  noooo:

 scared2:  scared2: scared2:  my god Nick you do attract them.  happy002 happy002
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2014, 08:43:08 PM »
She reminded me that I used to transport my girlfriend about (I was 25) in the front pannier thing of a butcher's bike redface:
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2014, 08:55:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 15, 2014, 08:43:08 PM
She reminded me that I used to transport my girlfriend about (I was 25) in the front pannier thing of a butcher's bike redface:

Awh how romantic  cloud9:  very Sundance or was it butch   ;). 




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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2014, 08:56:37 PM »
We got stopped by the plod a lot  noooo:
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2014, 08:57:29 PM »
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2014, 09:01:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 15, 2014, 08:56:37 PM
We got stopped by the plod a lot  noooo:

There is a fuzz joke there........ whistle:
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2014, 09:03:02 PM »
Actually it was like Velcro (too much information emoticon needed)
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2014, 09:35:09 PM »
Quote from: boogs on February 15, 2014, 08:55:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 15, 2014, 08:43:08 PM
She reminded me that I used to transport my girlfriend about (I was 25) in the front pannier thing of a butcher's bike redface:

Awh how romantic  cloud9:  very Sundance or was it butch   ;). 




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Nick + butch do not belong in the same sentence. He makes Quentin Crisp look like Rambo.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2014, 09:36:08 PM »
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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2014, 09:37:30 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on February 15, 2014, 09:35:09 PM
Quote from: boogs on February 15, 2014, 08:55:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 15, 2014, 08:43:08 PM
She reminded me that I used to transport my girlfriend about (I was 25) in the front pannier thing of a butcher's bike redface:

Awh how romantic  cloud9:  very Sundance or was it butch   ;). 




did you see what I did then  Thumbs:

Nick + butch do not belong in the same sentence. He makes Quentin Crisp look like Rambo.  :thumbsup:


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Re: The all new Beating Drum (mrs) thread
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2014, 09:38:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2014, 09:37:30 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on February 15, 2014, 09:35:09 PM
Quote from: boogs on February 15, 2014, 08:55:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 15, 2014, 08:43:08 PM
She reminded me that I used to transport my girlfriend about (I was 25) in the front pannier thing of a butcher's bike redface:

Awh how romantic  cloud9:  very Sundance or was it butch   ;). 




did you see what I did then  Thumbs:

Nick + butch do not belong in the same sentence. He makes Quentin Crisp look like Rambo.  :thumbsup:


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