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The Boy has got a PT job
« on: February 17, 2014, 07:11:31 PM »
At his favourite restaurant. In the kitchen to begin with. Loads of leggy blonde waitresses  whistle: eyes:

ANd they will teach him how to cook  :thumbsup:

He starts on Friday.

What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 07:15:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 17, 2014, 07:11:31 PM
At his favourite restaurant. In the kitchen to begin with. Loads of leggy blonde waitresses  whistle: eyes:

ANd they will teach him how to cook  :thumbsup:

He starts on Friday.

What can possibly go wrong?

This will end up a very interesting thread    happy001  fresh meat in the kitchen   ;)
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2014, 07:16:44 PM »
I am sure he is in for many surprises  whistle: eveilgrin:
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 07:20:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 17, 2014, 07:16:44 PM
I am sure he is in for many surprises  whistle: eveilgrin:

Guaranteed   scared2:
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2014, 07:22:10 PM »
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2014, 07:39:22 PM »
Well done The Boy
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2014, 07:55:49 PM »
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2014, 07:58:10 PM »
Someone in the family needs to learn to cook  whistle:
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2014, 08:02:40 PM »
 evil:

Pear and goat cheese salid here. Yumster  cloud9:
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2014, 09:18:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 17, 2014, 07:22:10 PM
I am thinking of buying him this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kitchen-Confidential-Anthony-Bourdain/dp/0747553556/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1392664861&sr=1-1&keywords=kitchen+confidential

It is a cracking read!!

Reading it now ... Thumbs:     well done the boy ...

If he needs any tips on swearing I'm here,,,,, Thumbs:
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2014, 09:20:40 PM »
It is a page turner  :thumbsup:
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2014, 09:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2014, 07:58:10 PM
Someone in the family needs to learn to cook  whistle:
and chat up wimmin.  whistle:
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2014, 09:38:12 PM »
I am teeching him about that too  angel1

1. Compliment them on their appearance in detail (even of they look like a pantomime cow)
2. Ask them to talk about themselves and listen without glazing over
3. Keep the dry white wine topped up

Werks every time  :thumbsup:
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2014, 09:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 17, 2014, 09:38:12 PM
I am teeching him about that too  angel1

1. Compliment them on their appearance in detail (even of they look like a pantomime cow)
2. Ask them to talk about themselves and listen without glazing over
3. Keep the dry white wine topped up

Werks every time  :thumbsup:
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Re: The Boy has got a PT job
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2014, 10:00:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 17, 2014, 09:38:12 PM
I am teeching him about that too  angel1

1. Compliment them on their appearance in detail (because they look like a pantomime horse)
2. Ask them to talk about themselves and listen without glazing over
3. Keep the dry white wine topped up

Werks every time  :thumbsup:

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