The all new party disasters thread

[Nick]

Parties cause trouble. Ask BM 

I just recalled an incident from the late 70s so I will start you off.

I was sharing a flat in London with 4 gerls ( ). We decided to hold a fancy dress party. One of the gerls' boyfriends (a junior doctor) came as a punk. He was dressed in binliners and chains. I got pissed and forgot it was fancy dress (even though I dressed as a sunflower). Mistaking him for a genuine troublemaker I attacked him and threw him into the street where he got beaten up by some passing thugs. 

[apc2010]

Least he could tend to his wounds......

[Nick]

We called an ambulance. His GF went to A and E with him. She was dressed as a chicken

[apc2010]

We called an ambulance. His GF went to A and E with him. She was dressed as a chicken

Did they expect foul-play........

[Nick]

2 more fancy dress disasters come to mind.

1. Dressed as a lunatic in a strait jacket. Couldn't eat and had to drink through a straw. (see also Gorilla costume)

2. Milk Tray Man: all in black and made a 4ft long cardboard speedboat (with leg holes) which I wore round my waist on braces. Caused toilet problems.

[Barman]

Dressed as a lunatic in a strait jacket. Couldn't eat and had to drink through a straw. (see also Gorilla costume)

I don't think that was fancy dress.... 

[Nick]