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My Mum once won a bikini in a competition. SHe was 60. She said she looked like a sausage with two bits of string tied round it Dunno what made me think of that
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 16, 2014, 03:58:14 PM My Mum once won a bikini in a competition. SHe was 60. She said she looked like a sausage with two bits of string tied round it Dunno what made me think of that I heard her (Misty, not your Mum) get on the talking scales in the guest bedroom.......it said "one at a time please".....
Quote from: Barman on April 16, 2014, 04:04:13 PMQuote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 16, 2014, 03:58:14 PM My Mum once won a bikini in a competition. SHe was 60. She said she looked like a sausage with two bits of string tied round it Dunno what made me think of that I heard her (Misty, not your Mum) get on the talking scales in the guest bedroom.......it said "one at a time please"..... Arthur Askey. c. 1955
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Not shaved for 4 days......
not shaved for 10 days.......
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2014, 03:56:56 PMnot shaved for 10 days....... Bumfluff....
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2014, 03:58:14 PMQuote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2014, 03:56:56 PMnot shaved for 10 days....... Bumfluff.... your head...... no a bread-trimmer.....
Quote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2014, 03:59:14 PMQuote from: Barman on November 14, 2014, 03:58:14 PMQuote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2014, 03:56:56 PMnot shaved for 10 days....... Bumfluff.... your head...... no a bread-trimmer.....Bread....?
Quote from: Barman on November 14, 2014, 04:05:09 PMQuote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2014, 03:59:14 PMQuote from: Barman on November 14, 2014, 03:58:14 PMQuote from: apc2010 on November 14, 2014, 03:56:56 PMnot shaved for 10 days....... Bumfluff.... your head...... no a bread-trimmer.....Bread....? Stupid fat fingers.....