Morning routines

[Barman]

Just this bizarre need to be fucking late! 

Is it a need or a disability. And don't start me off on "multi-tasking"! I multi task, she FAFFS

Need... 

[Nick]

Explain it then. If you know, then pray enlighten me

[Barman]

Explain it then. If you know, then pray enlighten me

Oh, I have no idea... ask her yourself... 

[Nick]

 

OK I will

[Barman]

OK I will

[Nick]

Your idea! At least I have done some work now, strange as it may seem, but that tender is utterly incomprehensible!

To me at least. But I trust Frank!

[Snoopy]

Your idea! At least I have done some work now, strange as it may seem, but that tender is utterly incomprehensible!

To me at least. But I trust Frank!

Errr ~ Who the F*ck is Frank and what is Tender?

[Barman]

Your idea! At least I have done some work now, strange as it may seem, but that tender is utterly incomprehensible!

To me at least. But I trust Frank!

My experience of tenders is that 99% of the time the outcome is decided before they even send them out.

So, if you have the right person?s ear it probably doesn?t matter if it is comprehensible or not. 

[Nick]

I got a mate to tender for a contract I wanted. He will sub contract my part of it to me. So I get the work and he,er does the work. It's only a PQQ at this point.

[Nick]

Your idea! At least I have done some work now, strange as it may seem, but that tender is utterly incomprehensible!

To me at least. But I trust Frank!

My experience of tenders is that 99% of the time the outcome is decided before they even send them out.

So, if you have the right person?s ear it probably doesn?t matter if it is comprehensible or not. 

Correct. he has more chance of getting it than me, but he still needs me to fulfil it. Where is that rubing hands together gleefully icon when you need it. It has ruined his entire weekend. Bit like the weather then.

When doe the wedding finish?

[Barman]

Your idea! At least I have done some work now, strange as it may seem, but that tender is utterly incomprehensible!

To me at least. But I trust Frank!

My experience of tenders is that 99% of the time the outcome is decided before they even send them out.

So, if you have the right person?s ear it probably doesn?t matter if it is comprehensible or not. 

Correct. he has more chance of getting it than me, but he still needs me to fulfil it. Where is that rubing hands together gleefully icon when you need it. It has ruined his entire weekend. Bit like the weather then.

When doe the wedding finish?

[Nick]

All over then.

Go to the christening? But don't be late!

[The Moan Ranger]

My Routine:-

6.30 Get woken up by Mrs TMR's alarm.
6.31 Fall back asleep again.
6.45 Get woken up by the bath being run with the door open.
6.50 Fall back asleep again after said bathroom door is shut and Mrs TMR immerses herself.
7.00 Get woken up by Mrs TMR trying on different outfits.
7.22 Fall back asleep again.
7.37 Get woken up by TMR Junior bounding down the stairs like a demented Llama.
7.38 Fall back asleep again.
7.46 Get woken up by TMR Junior jumping in the shower/bath.
7.51 Mrs TMR delivers tea and asks if the outfit is nice. "Yes" is the only answer.
7.52 Roll a fag.
7.53-7.57 Smoke said fag.
8ish Shower in the bathroom that now looks like Hurrican Dean hit it. Big dump first.
8ish + 5 Back to bedroom to put clothes on
8ish + 10 Go downstairs to either TMR Junior waiting for a lift, or utter peace and serenity.
8ish + 20 Leave house - with or without TMR Junior - fag in gob, Meteors playing "I hate people" on the CD player.
8ish + 36 Arrive at work. 1 coffee with sugar, 1 tea without.

Start the day, sorting out the IT woes of the imbeciles that are my colleagues.

[Nick]

36 minutes to get out of the house. Perhaps we should start a competition!

[Misunderstood]

My routine.

08:00  Computer starts itself.  Does a virus check and gets the mail in and logs onto the Swamp and the Pub, the distilled contents of the Telegraph, the Mail and the BBC.

Some time later, I arrive at computer with a black coffee and half a hundredweight of pills.

12:00 I am reminded that breakfast is still outstanding.

14:00 Get on with prioritising which cock-up I will sort out today.